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[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

Oldbeard the 700th; caucasian male.

Make him a psychic when you can!

He comes from a land that is way up north, possibly Denmarctica. He comes in the name of truth, justice, kicking alien behind, and last and most importantly: X-com's bottomless barrel policy!

[ac31]

right, from the sounds of it we are going to build out ultra-sneaky hidden base directly under the ruins of the old one

the aliens will NEVER find it

now: in reference to roleplay please list any complaints/suggestions to me and i will try and change the flow of the game to reflect this

i have played before (by 'played' i mean 'played for a combined total of something around 10,000 hours') and i know how important tanks are for scouting...

but i want more ppl killed so we can have a swift turnaround, that and i can make enough money to cancel out any issues due to inefficiency of troops

and if you want to play superhuman ill need to install xcom util so ill do that

ill probably also work out weapon prices around then,a word of warning: he who hesitates/is in hospital for a year, is probably going to lose the opportunity for autocannon/heavy plasma fun

so there 

EDIT: Xcom util is giving me grief

baby why do you make me have to hit you?

*sigh* it seems that the xcom util refuses to fix the copy protection flag, and instead changes it to the point that my old codes do not work, so i cant even play it

[Luke_Prowler]

Xcom util is giving me grief

baby why do you make me have to hit you?

lol
Wait, that's not funny. Abuse is never funny
Vote Yes on Proposal 7

[ac31]

yeah i figured it out

apparently "remove copy protection" translates into "change all codes to 0000-0000"

and violence against computers isn't protected by law

[Duke 2.0]

and violence against computers isn't protected by law

It is protected by the only laws that matters, the laws of the streets.

 But seriously, when is the first update gonna come out? Simply so we don't crap into this thread any more than usual.

[ac31]

and violence against computers isn't protected by law

It is protected by the only laws that matters, the laws of the streets.

 But seriously, when is the first update gonna come out? Simply so we don't crap into this thread any more than usual.

youve already had yer first update waht did you think all that beautifully constructed opening scene was grumble grumble

it'll be tonight hopefully,  4 more soldiers and we have enough to fill the skyranger but if we dont then you'll just have to manage i guess

[WorkerDrone]

You call THAT an update? That was basically my first page pasted on with one screenshot.

My first update was four times bigger and had eight times more flavor text.

YOU MAKE ME ANGER. UPDATE ALREADY.

[zchris13]

If it makes you that angry, do it yourself!

*STRIKES A MENACING POSE*

[ac31]

If it makes you that angry, do it yourself!

OH SNAP!


ill work on the update on the train home, heres a teaser in the form of the current roster

my guy isnt actually gonna be on any missions

and you will all be armed with pistols to start with

REMEMBER LOSING IS FUN

SOLDIER ROSTER

1 LordBaxter
age 19
Male redhead
rpi: thats for me to know and you to find out

2 SniHjen
male no race
rpi: very confused

3 Aqizzar
age: 5
gender and race: redhead male
rpi: here to kick ass, will be gang raped before he even leaves the skyranger

4 Duke
age ?
black male
Rpi: will be first into enemy ufos and our dedicated stun person when he gets the poins for it

5 Taniec
18
blonde male
rpi:  clone

6 Luke Prowler
32
asian male(only black haired guy)
likes to kill aliens DEFINANTLY INSANE

7 Meph
whatever
Lazy sniper

8 Quibble
7
male blonde
hyperactive

9 Luckk Alto
age 23
blonde male
curious george joins xcom

10 Nirur Torir
male blonde
homeless guy, attacks with deadly hooch bottle grenades

11 zchris13
male blonde
hai gusy i cnat bleive in tearly om nars!@!

12 cthulu
male redhead
KHAN N'GATH CTHULU

13 OldBeard
male blonde
street 'psychic' who actually has hidden talent

[zchris13]

hai gusy i cnat bleive in tearly om nars!@!

Waitwhat. Huh?  I SAID ALL CAPS GDDAMN IT.

▼Oh, and yeah.

>GET FIREFOX.

[WorkerDrone]

Baxtor.

When you type. Small puppies cry. Get firefox. Now.

[Okenido]

Name: Okenido.
Gender: Who the bloody hell cares?
Race: Caucasian.
Role and Personality: Cannon Fodder/Clone, Deadpan Snarker.

[Dragooble]

Name:dragooble
gender: male
race: Caucasian
class: will it really matter once i die?

[ac31]

hai gusy i cnat bleive in tearly om nars!@!

Waitwhat. Huh?  I SAID ALL CAPS GDDAMN IT.

▼Oh, and yeah.

>GET FIREFOX.

Baxtor.

When you type. Small puppies cry. Get firefox. Now.

i do have firefox

it was a hidden joke

the origin of which i will not reveal

that and most of the text was copied and pasted from notepad

we have 14 unlucky souls, and if workerdrone doesnt stop being jealous he'll be coming along too 

[Cthulhu]

Firefox is overrated.  Opera is better.