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[Duke 2.0]

 There isn't even frosting of any kind in my home. And dried milk would not be like this.
 And mustaches don't exactly do it for you when your cheeks are as bare as baby bottoms.

[JoshuaFH]

What about suger?

Or flour?

... or corn starch?

[Rashilul]

Or raw sewage.

[Duke 2.0]

 Sugar melts in water and is cleaned easily. I generally don't eat flour, so that isn't a problem. Corn starch...

 These are a lot of assumptions of what goes near our faces.

[JoshuaFH]

Sugar melts in water and is cleaned easily. I generally don't eat flour, so that isn't a problem. Corn starch...

 These are a lot of assumptions of what goes near our faces.

Just throwing it out there man. Gotta keep the options open.

[ToonyMan]

My 'stauche is all good for now.

[Areyar]

I hate things with cream in it, it makes the 'stache smell awefull...and it is placed all strategically under my nose.

I am angry at myself for tipping over half a glass of red wine on/into my main PC's keyboard.

And I was just doing so well with the battleships editor.

[Nilocy]

That the happy thread is 20 pages behind

[JoshuaFH]

Sugar melts in water and is cleaned easily. I generally don't eat flour, so that isn't a problem. Corn starch...

 These are a lot of assumptions of what goes near our faces.

Just throwing it out there man. Gotta keep the options open.

OH WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED! Duke, do you have cream cheese, mayo, or ranch dressing?

[Rashilul]

Im angry because I didn't get to see the DnD game.

[Duke 2.0]

Sugar melts in water and is cleaned easily. I generally don't eat flour, so that isn't a problem. Corn starch...

 These are a lot of assumptions of what goes near our faces.

Just throwing it out there man. Gotta keep the options open.

OH WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED! Duke, do you have cream cheese, mayo, or ranch dressing?

The three, but only Cream Cheese has any real threat of awkward facial hairs.

 Also, I RAEG at cramming for a test only to get the one test that is on the topic I was not able to cram.
 Also, people not understanding what I mean by dickery. The act of being a dick people!

[JoshuaFH]

Sugar melts in water and is cleaned easily. I generally don't eat flour, so that isn't a problem. Corn starch...

 These are a lot of assumptions of what goes near our faces.

Just throwing it out there man. Gotta keep the options open.

OH WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED! Duke, do you have cream cheese, mayo, or ranch dressing?

The three, but only Cream Cheese has any real threat of awkward facial hairs.

Alright, but don't come crying to me if, one night, you wake up to find yourself eating your weight in dairy creamer.

[Leafsnail]

Im angry because I didn't get to see the DnD game.

To sum up: We spent half an hour waiting for CJ1145 (aka Richard) to turn up.  We then messed around in a bar, with Richard nearly getting us into trouble with the barman but bluffing his way out by rolling a 19.  We then harassed a hooded stranger until he told us to go away, and then Richard threatened a local with a badger until he told us the way to an abandoned keep (rolled a 20...).  I had to go at this point, but I'm told some party members were severely injured during a fight with some random woodland creatures.

[JoshuaFH]

Im angry because I didn't get to see the DnD game.

To sum up: We spent half an hour waiting for CJ1145 (aka Richard) to turn up.  We then messed around in a bar, with Richard nearly getting us into trouble with the barman but bluffing his way out by rolling a 19.  We then harassed a hooded stranger until he told us to go away, and then Richard threatened a local with a badger until he told us the way to an abandoned keep (rolled a 20...).  I had to go at this point, but I'm told some party members were severely injured during a fight with some random woodland creatures.

Not random woodland creatures, oversized foxes. Kinseti really wanted to stress how much bigger and more ferocious these foxes were than normal, so it might be part of a plot point!

[Leafsnail]

Ah, sorry about that.  Oversized foxes.  This must mean...

Actually, I've no idea.  A weird evil mage who likes to make things bigger?