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[deadlycairn]

THAT makes me angry.

Back when I enjoyed Final Fantasy I wasted hours of my life on that bloody Marlboro-or-however-you-spell-it-status-effect-octupus-plant-thing on FF8 to get Doomtrain.

EDIT: Let me clarify why that thing made me RAEG. The FIRST TURN, it would use a special attack that would cast damn-near EVERY STATUS AILMENT on the book on EVERY PARTY MEMBER, barring doom. You then had to kill the bloody thing, praying like hell your party members didn't berserk themselves to death, or get poisoned to death, or fail to heal due to being silenced, or fail to do any damage due to being blinded. And it would periodically cast the ailments AGAIN. Not to mention it did large chunks of damage already. And then there's the fact that it was a RARE MONSTER, with an EVEN RARER DROP, meaning you had to fight about a HUNDRED OF THE BLOODY THINGS TO GET THE ITEMS YOU NEEDED FOR A SUMMON THAT WASNT EVEN THAT GOOD. MEANWHILE, FIGHTING THROUGH DOZENS OF OTHER PAIN-IN-THE-ASS MONSTERS WHO GOT IN THE ROAD.

*Takes deep breath* God I hate Marlboro. I hate it SO MUCH.

[JoshuaFH]

Marlboro IS actually a monster in a lot of Final Fantasy's. They come in the form of a giant tentacle monster that breaths tons of status ailments on you, but real life Marlboros aren't tentacle monsters, but cigarettes, and the only thing they breath on you is coolness and sexiness!

[Leafsnail]

Fair enough, I haven't played enough Final Fantasy.  I suppose we can amend that to:

"Lucky Strikes sounds like a Final Fantasy overdrive, while Marlboro is a creepy tentacle demon thing (futa reference removed)".

[Gunner-Chan]

They taste like crap though. Utter crap.

Though I wish I had some of those Acid cigars though. Those taste like nothing I ever smoked.

[Leafsnail]

So, uh, why do you smoke the ones that taste like utter crap and cost more?

[Rashilul]

So, uh, why do you smoke

[Duke 2.0]

So, uh, why do you smoke

I apologize if I appear to be putting words in peoples mouths or actions on their limbs, but I found most people I know who smoke started to fit in with some crowd. Then the nicotine addiction got in and keeps them hooked.

[Gunner-Chan]

What? Oh I mean Malboros taste like crap. Luckys are awesome. And for me... Free! ^^

And I smoke for stress relif. If I quit odds are I'd suicide within the week. I don't even get cravings, I just feel stressed.

[Leafsnail]

Fair enough, I guess.  Probably a better reason than the fact that one of them has an awesome name.

[ToonyMan]

I hate you beheaded dolphin.

[Footkerchief]

but real life Marlboros aren't tentacle monsters, but cigarettes, and the only thing they breath on you is coolness and sexiness!

Visually, anyway.  Then you get closer and they smell like an industrial accident instead of a human animal, and they don't even know because their sense of smell doesn't exist anymore.  Sexy.

[Leafsnail]

I hate you beheaded dolphin.

I actually physically backed away from my computer after reading this.

[Rashilul]

THOSE FUKCNIG DOLPNIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ToonyMan]

Encase you're wondering.  I couldn't get by one the of the levels in that Super Mario World ROM hack because beheaded dolphins would appear out of thin air and kill me.  I had to take an alternate route.

[Cthulhu]

I'm angry because QSpaceHulk doesn't work because it was programmed by a guy who clearly only knew how to program the game and nothing he says ever makes sense and he abandons help threads and I hate him.