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[Cthulhu]

creative and impulsive

Translation:  lol so randum

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Stubbed my toe.
TWICE.
The sheer rage is off the meter.

[Duke 2.0]

 I woke up to a severe muscle cramp in my leg. I limped to college today.
 The pain is quite annoying now.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

I woke up to a severe muscle cramp in my leg. I limped to college today.
 The pain is quite annoying now.

I know the feeling. I had an inflamed hip joint a few weeks ago.

[Xotes]

OKAY FF TACTICS FUCK YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT SUMMONERS CALLING DOWN NUKES ON MY PARTY AND NO I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE THE GUYS I'VE HAD WITH ME SINCE THE BEGINNING DIE

I AM NOT STICKING WITH THE RESULTS OF A BATTLE WHERE I LOSE ALL THE GENERICS FIELDED BECAUSE OF BULLSHIT AREA OF EFFECT ATTACKS THE SIZE OF A QUARTER OF THE MAP THAT ARE UNDODGEABLE

[Rashilul]

Hmmm... It sounds like I must try this game.

[Tack]

I love that game!

[Xotes]

WELL GOOD LUCK GETTING A PS1 EMULATOR TO WORK WITHOUT ANY SHITTY GRAPHICS ERRORS BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO SO

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GRIND MY GUYS FOR A BIT AND NOT FIELD CHOCOBOS TO ZERG RUSH THE SUMMONERS  AND OKAY I'LL ADMIT THE SUMMONS ARE ABOUT AN EIGHTH OF THE SIZE OF THE MAP INSTEAD BUT IT IS STILL MASSIVE

AND GUEST PARTY MEMBER WITH GUN? SHOOT THE SUMMONER ON YOUR SIDE AND DON'T MISS WITH THAT ACTION DISABLING ATTACK MY GOD

AND THE TRANSLATION SUCKS

IN A GOOD WAY

GIVING US SUCH GEMS AS "WELL I GUESS WE MUST FIGHT. EAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

Okay crap I'm losing raeg.

[Tack]

Oh, Tactics. I hate that game.

I thought you meant tactics advanced.

[Xotes]

ADVANCED WAS OKAY, YES. I PREFER THE PS1 VERSION THOUGH. MAINLY BECAUSE THERE AREN'T TWENTY MINUTE LONG UNSKIPPABLE TOTOREALS ON EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN*

PLUS I LIKE THE CHARACTERS BETTER

AND THE TRANSLATION IS, ONCE AGAIN, LAUGHABLY BAD. IN A GOOD WAY.

*NOTE THAT I MAY BE WRONG ON THIS SUBJECT BECAUSE I ONLY REMEMBER THE OPENING CUTSCENE AND A FEW BITS AFTER THAT. I HAVEN'T PLAYED IN YEARS.

[Tack]

That isn't even Raeg anymore. Now you're just writing in all-caps.

That makes ME ANGRY! RAEEEG!

[Xotes]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF GOD DAMN IT RAMZA DON'T DIE SO QUICKLY YOU HAVE 200 HP USE THEM

I SHOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER REZZING YOUR ASS

AND YOU'RE TACK

NO ONE LIKES YOU

AT ALL

GO HIDE UNDER YOUR BED AGAIN

[Rashilul]

That does it, I'm gonna play this game.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

My brother farted next to the PC and it stank. Pissed me off.

[Xotes]

That does it, I'm gonna play this game.

Well good luck with acquiring the ROM's and the EMULATORS and the BIOS's AND EVERYTHING AND THEN WORKING ON IT FOR TWO HOURS TO GET IT TO RUN WITH THE ONLY GLITCH BEING THAT THE WORLD MAP IS BLACK UNLESS THE SCREEN IS SCROLLING. FORTUNATELY THE AREAS YOU CAN GO TO ARE STILL VISIBLE SO IT'S ALL GOOD

AND I'M LIKE SIX HOURS IN SO FAR TO REACH RAEG LEVEL OF FRUSTRATION SO YOU'D BEST BE PREPPED FOR A TIME COMMITMENT

But in all seriousness it's not too bad on the difficulty so far. It's just THIS. ONE. BATTLE. MY GOD. ALSO DON'T TRUST THAT GAFGARION GUY

STEAL HIS SHIT AS SOON AS THE GAME ALLOWS YOU TO SO AS TO MAKE YOUR LIFE FAR EASIER OR YOU WILL RAGE

But anyway yeah it's a pain to get the emulator working with everything, so if you're prepped for it, go ahead. Otherwise just grab Tactics Advance for ease of use/emulation.

My brother farted next to the PC and it stank. Pissed me off.

LIKE WAS THIS RECENTLY OR SOMETHING? OR WAS THE STENCH SO OVERPOWERING THAT IT IS STILL HAUNTING YOU HOURS AFTER THE FACT?