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[Neruz]

Maybe you should pause for thought before you do something stupid that causes people to berate you for it?

Just a thought.

[Tack]

There are two things that Tack Does Not Do.

That is Pause, and Thought.

[WorkerDrone]

Hence all of the dislike.

[Tack]

Now that I pretend to think about it, that dislike is probably justified. But hey, I won't change because of it. That would require thought.

However, I digress, as I derail.

What pissed me off today, was that I realised I had my first actual meal in at least a week.

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Explanation edited out for being too piss-weak.
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Gahhh... I need to hit something.

[Leafsnail]

Speaking of which, at least you're being blamed for something that isn't your fault.
I hate it when you do something, and other people way too far, and continually berate you for it.

Yeah, getting what's coming to you sucks .

[FluffyToast J]

Idiots on the internet made me angry today. Also breaking up with my girlfriend. I am at a high RAEG point at the moment. Excuse me while I go and relieve stress in the form of blowing shit up. In a game >_>

[WorkerDrone]

Anyway, yeah I bet it's kind of annoying to get the douche bag responses of people, ESPECIALLY the people that just pop into the server randomly, get off with telling someone he doesn't even know not to play a god damn video game just because of where you lived.

But that's not exactly what angers me, no no, I share your anger for douches in general, for people is what angers The WorkerDrone.

People.

[Tack]

But WD... Are you not a people?

[WorkerDrone]

I am but an artificial construct of the mind, body, and soul.

Everything is a void in this universe of matter, the mass of the heavenly bodies inconsequential to me as the sentient beings that may or may not inhabit them.

There is only one thing manifest within my empty husk.

And that is my inner RAEG.

[Tack]

Until a specific girl comes along, and empties your raeg, converting it into the much more diabolical happiness. It usually takes WD half a day to empty the vile poison from his conciousness.

[Aqizzar]

Well, I am now angry today.

For the first time since god knows when, I clicked on this thread, only to be confronted by a masturbation joke.

Also, 19th century literature sucks balls.  Literally.  I am angry at Oscar Wilde, not for being gay, but for subjecting me to his limitless, fiery narcissism.

[Jackrabbit]

Do not point out the masturbation joke. I'm quite happy being stupidly blind thank you.

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Also, 19th century literature sucks balls.  Literally.  I am angry at Oscar Wilde, not for being gay, but for subjecting me to his limitless, fiery narcissism.

I have to study 19th century literature for my Eng Lit course.
I wish Charlotte Bronte had just died at birth instead of hanging on to write some truly awful books.
Fuck the Victorians.

[Tack]

Great, now I'm going to have to surf back through and try and find the masturbation joke too. I don't like being in the dark about things.

EDIT: Woo! Found it! My my, read out of context, that does seem awfully like a masturbation joke.

[Neruz]

Masterbation joke? What? Where?

I'm all curious and slightly annoyed that i missed it.