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Author Topic: The Text Adventure: Mandatory Castle Crawling  (Read 16438 times)

Phantom

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Re: The Text Adventure: Mandatory Castle Crawling
« Reply #195 on: August 12, 2009, 09:48:55 pm »
Make some more Uristov Cocktails and throw them at the Statue!
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Re: The Text Adventure: Mandatory Castle Crawling
« Reply #196 on: August 15, 2009, 05:27:14 am »
Quote from: Armok on August 12, 2009, 09:43:11 pm
> flee from statue, forgetting Tethe is in that direction!
You start running away like a coward, but the statue is faster! It leaps at you! It... hugs you?
Ehrm. Woops?
Urist McBolts has admired a fine pillar recently.

Quote from: Phantom on August 12, 2009, 09:48:55 pm
Make some more Uristov Cocktails and throw them at the Statue!
This doesn't seem to be necessary. Also, you have no booze. Which could be problematic for Urist.
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Re: The Text Adventure: Mandatory Castle Crawling
« Reply #197 on: August 15, 2009, 12:26:09 pm »
Attempt to communicate with statuebot. Make friends and/or seduce it.
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Re: The Text Adventure: Mandatory Castle Crawling
« Reply #198 on: August 15, 2009, 01:53:30 pm »
> Hug, hug, hug! ^_^
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Re: The Text Adventure: Mandatory Castle Crawling
« Reply #199 on: August 16, 2009, 03:42:43 pm »
Quote from: kinseti on August 15, 2009, 12:26:09 pm
Attempt to communicate with statuebot. Make friends and/or seduce it.
"Who are you?"
"NII!"
"NII?"
"NIIIIIIIII!"
Your ribs are starting to break.

Quote from: Armok on August 15, 2009, 01:53:30 pm
> Hug, hug, hug! ^_^
You counter the hugging with your own.
The statue is impressed by your hugging skills.
"NI!"
The statue lets you go. It stares at your crown in awe.
Urist McBolts has seen an amusing sight recently.
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Re: The Text Adventure: Mandatory Castle Crawling
« Reply #200 on: August 16, 2009, 04:08:16 pm »
> Take a good look at the statue and politely ask it questions about its actions and sudden appearance.
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Re: The Text Adventure: Mandatory Castle Crawling
« Reply #201 on: August 17, 2009, 01:14:24 am »
> Hug moar! Hug again! ^_^
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Re: The Text Adventure: Mandatory Castle Crawling
« Reply #202 on: August 17, 2009, 02:02:55 am »
Find shrubbery for statue that goes NI.
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Re: The Text Adventure: Mandatory Castle Crawling
« Reply #203 on: August 17, 2009, 02:32:23 am »
> Name statue Nini, study what Nini is a staue *of* more carefully. 
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