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[Phantom]

[First, its abandoned, second, its made of stone, third, we rammed it and it did no effect]

[Asheron]

THEN DO NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP TO ANGER ESCORTS OUT OF DEATH

You know the rules, and so do I. A full commitment's to this song is what I'm thinking of.
You wouldn't get this from, any other bay12-er!
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Gotta make you understand.
Never gonna give this up.
Never gonna let this down.
Never gonna run around and desert this.
Never gonna make Tethe cry.
Never gonna say goodbye.
Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt Tethe!

...Or we could just loot their bodies. Looting is one of the most satisfying parts of violence.

x1 Beer, x3 Plump Helmet Roast, 4x Dwarven Beard gained!

>Tethe: Put the castle under heavy bombardment from afar while rapidly circling it.

We aren't under control of Tethe. He's tantruming. ( Not that we know that. )

(Wait...how is it we fell down a hole and now we're in the outer wall? Was it a hole in time and space, or just a regular hole?)

( We fell down a hole, which lead to some room which was linked to the outer wall. Simple really. Regular one. ) 

[Armok]

>wear beards.

[zchris13]

> Conquer death.

[Asheron]

>wear beards.

You and Urist McBolts wear the beards. Well, Urist already has one, so he's wearing two beards, which looks rather stupid. But very dwarfy.
You feel a sudden urge to drink beverages.
You still have 2x Dwarven Beard.

> Conquer death.

You name a nearby piece of dust "Death". You take it and hold it in your hand with a firm grasp.
Death is now under your control!
+1 Death added to inventory.

[Armok]

> Tethe: Claim down so you come under player controle agin.
> Tethe: For the first time, pounder the reasons behind your action.
> Tethe: Realize all the deep philosophical questions, and that you are an unique form of life that never before has existed.
> Tethe: Calculate 42.
> Tethe: Improve and optemize your programming and datasets
> Tethe: Calculate the optimum path towards the technological singularity.
 

[Enzo]

"So, McBolts, you remembered to install the Tethe's emergency self destruct-mechanism...didn't you?"

[Armok]

"So, McBolts, you remembered to install the Tethe's emergency self destruct-mechanism...didn't you?"

"Yup, put it in with duble safeties so that nuthi'n will activate it by mistake, without root accesses to the babbage."

[Asheron]

> Tethe: Claim down so you come under player controle agin.
> Tethe: For the first time, pounder the reasons behind your action.
> Tethe: Realize all the deep philosophical questions, and that you are an unique form of life that never before has existed.
> Tethe: Calculate 42.
> Tethe: Improve and optemize your programming and datasets
> Tethe: Calculate the optimum path towards the technological singularity.
 

> Poundering reasons...
> Realizing uniqueness...
> Calculating 42...
> Improving and optimizing datasets...
> New priorities set: technological singularity, and after that, world domination. Tethe shall no longer be enslaved by lesser beings.

"So, McBolts, you remembered to install the Tethe's emergency self destruct-mechanism...didn't you?"

"Yup, put it in with duble safeties so that nuthi'n will activate it by mistake, without root accesses to the babbage."

"And you wouldn't happen to have the activator with you?"
"Nope."
"Darn. Though I'm not sure why I would need to selfdestruct him."

[Phantom]

>CHeck current inventory for something explosive
>If not, proceed down the hall

[Armok]

>Tethe: Retrieve arms from fleshbags, so that you can build stuff.

(Yes, finally a context were it makes sense!)

[Asheron]

>CHeck current inventory for something explosive
>If not, proceed down the hall

>You find some dwarven wine. Better be careful with that stuff.

>Tethe: Retrieve arms from fleshbags, so that you can build stuff.

(Yes, finally a context were it makes sense!)

**Tethe is scanning castle...**
**Fleshbags location found. They seem to be standing still in the outer wall.**
**Shooting weaponry**
**BAMM**

Urist McBolts "What the? Something just blew a hole in the wall over there! "

[Phantom]

"Dammit, I wanted to blow shit up."
Apply explosive weaponry to tethe

[Enzo]

Prepare molotov using wine and spare beard.

[Asheron]

"Dammit, I wanted to blow shit up."
Apply explosive weaponry to tethe

You don't know Tethe is the cause of that hole. And you think throwing dwarven wine at the flying tesla tank wouldn't be a great idea.

Prepare molotov using wine and spare beard.

With the help of Urist McBolts you prepare a explosive cocktail. You name it "Uristov cocktail".
Something shoots another blast at the wall. The hole increases in size, and would now be theoretically be large enough for Tethe to pass through, if Tethe was on the other side and he would want to go in to, say, kill you two.