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Author Topic: The Text Adventure: Mandatory Castle Crawling  (Read 17049 times)

Asheron

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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #135 on: August 04, 2009, 09:50:55 am »
Quote from: Phantom on August 02, 2009, 02:47:34 pm
>Ride into the sunset
>Find Ozymandias, King of Kings, God of Caves, and join forces and look for desert cavalry
The victorious party rides into the sunset as the forests behind them burn. Ah, you love the smell of burning elves in the evening.

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Quote from: Armok on August 02, 2009, 11:56:06 am
>Tethe: Zap! Zap! Zap!


This with burn burn burn mixed in.


this to the next forest retreat.
You are unsure where the next forest retreat is.
You ask Urist McBolts, who is unsure himself. He isn't even very sure where you are ( that's what you get with such undescriptive maps ).

Quote from: Armok on August 02, 2009, 08:53:40 pm
>Tethe: Account for party, then tell everyone jump on top of you and hold on steady, and soar across the skies far above all the troubles of the world!
> Evryone else: do as Tethe says. gawk.
Quote from: kinseti on August 03, 2009, 01:46:16 am
> Play "Flight of the Valkyries" through Tethes speakers.
> Bloodshed.
You soar across the skies far above the troubles of the world while "Flight of the Valkyries" plays through Tethes speakers, which you cannot remember putting in. You dive down several times to destroy local wildlife when you spot it, and you leave a trail of carnage and burning wood behind you.
After several hours of enjoyment, you suddenly find yourself in a mountain range. As you fly over a mountain, a castle appears on the horizon. It's built on a mountainside. It looks abandoned. What do we do?

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>Ride off into the sun, absorb its power
Tethe lacks space equipment. Dammit, you knew you had forgotten something!
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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #136 on: August 04, 2009, 10:29:20 am »
Quote from: Asheron on August 04, 2009, 09:50:55 am
a castle appears on the horizon. It's built on a mountainside. It looks abandoned. What do we do?
> topple.
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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #137 on: August 04, 2009, 10:36:48 am »
Quote from: Armok on August 04, 2009, 10:29:20 am
Quote from: Asheron on August 04, 2009, 09:50:55 am
a castle appears on the horizon. It's built on a mountainside. It looks abandoned. What do we do?
> topple.
Tethe rushes to the castle and bangs against it in an attempt to topple it.
Instead, you, the escorts and all of your supplies fall off it. Into a conveniently placed hole.
You crash on to something soft. It's dark. The only supply of light comes from the hole above, which seems to be quite a long distance away.
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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #138 on: August 04, 2009, 11:58:29 am »
> I: Call for Tethe!
>Tethe: run system evaluator, reporting the status and functionality of all your subsystems.
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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #139 on: August 04, 2009, 01:09:03 pm »
>Investigate soft, dark hole.

>Determine whether we have entered Burninganus the Muscular Tunnel.
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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #140 on: August 04, 2009, 01:41:53 pm »
Quote from: Armok on August 04, 2009, 11:58:29 am
> I: Call for Tethe!
>Tethe: run system evaluator, reporting the status and functionality of all your subsystems.
The man of the future and past calls for Tethe. You are unsure if Tethe can hear you though.

*Tethe system evaluator activated.*
**Initialised**
*Elf genodicdal devices - ONLINE
*Navigational devices - ONLINE
*Personal hygiene devices - ONLINE
*Sheep curl devices - ONLINE
*Cloud spotting devices - ONLINE
*Sound and voice recognition - OFFLINE
*Ethical devices - OFFLINE
**ADVISORAL PROCEDURE: TANTRUM**

Quote from: Iituem on August 04, 2009, 01:09:03 pm
>Investigate soft, dark hole.

>Determine whether we have entered Burninganus the Muscular Tunnel.
You have a feel around. You seem to have fallen on a enormous bed of plants and weeds. After some whispering. You determine so has Urist McBolts, but he seems to be somewhat entangled in the bed. The other escorts were not so lucky and seem to have fallen on the granite floor without anything to dampen the shock. They are rather dead.
What do we have to save us?
« Last Edit: August 04, 2009, 01:48:15 pm by Asheron »
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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #141 on: August 04, 2009, 01:43:21 pm »
>create siege tank friend for tethe
>Drop the hammer and release some indiscrimanate justice
>Find supplies for said siege tank
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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #142 on: August 04, 2009, 01:45:10 pm »
>Lead Tethe to the nearest legendary dining room to calm him/her down.
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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #143 on: August 04, 2009, 01:50:00 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on August 04, 2009, 01:43:21 pm
>create siege tank friend for tethe
>Drop the hammer and release some indiscrimanate justice
>Find supplies for said siege tank
There is nothing here to build a siege tank out of. Even if you had, you could use some light.

Quote from: Myroc on August 04, 2009, 01:45:10 pm
>Lead Tethe to the nearest legendary dining room to calm him/her down.
Tethe is atleast a few 100 metres above you. You have no idea how to reach him.
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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #144 on: August 04, 2009, 01:51:10 pm »
Light an ally on fire
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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #145 on: August 04, 2009, 02:21:55 pm »
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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #146 on: August 04, 2009, 02:22:31 pm »
With magical power like Ozymandias
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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #147 on: August 04, 2009, 02:23:32 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on August 04, 2009, 02:22:31 pm
With magical power like Ozymandias
Ehrm.
The man of the future and past attempts to light on his death escorts with his magical power.
He fails to do so. Perhaps because he has no magical powers. Darn.
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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #148 on: August 04, 2009, 02:26:25 pm »
Flail around in cave
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Re: The Text Adventure: Tethe, the God of Death, has risen.
« Reply #149 on: August 04, 2009, 02:27:09 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on August 04, 2009, 02:26:25 pm
Flail around in cave

You flail around in the cave-like room you are in. You suddenly bump in to something...
OUCH.
It's a door!
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