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[Armok]

STOOOP! I actualy had a plan of awesomeof how to make it in detail! And just describing the end result is not as cool as all! And "flying tesla tank" only describes the general direction of it!
Not leting me go through the making process ruins my fey mood!

Just tell me how the cat experiment went, and we'll go from there: constructing the tank will take ingame weeks, and be full of hilarious failures.

Sorr if I seem like godmoding, but I really have (an) awesome idea(s), and 80% of the awesome lies in the inner workings and the proces of making it, and even if it would be finnished fast I'd still need to write up a huge feture documant, and it's really overpowered to be given just like that.

[Asheron]

"Err yes. Ehm. While we think about that one, tell me about the cat experiment."
"Uhm. It went well. we putted the toast on the cat like ye said, and it did gain antigravity. The only problems we had was that the kittens that came out of the cat every few seconds disturbed the antigravity thingie, but we quickly changed that by using only male cats. You can see one of our most succesfull antigravity cats flying right over there, next to the magma lever. Oh god. It flew against it."
*Faint screams can be heard*
"NOOOOOOOOOO."
"What... what happened?"
"Man of the future and past, that cat just submerged section D with magma. Many of my collegues are dead!"
*Urist McBolts starts sobbing.*
"Uhm. Go get yourself a drink."
*Urist McBolts nods and runs off. He comes back after a minute with a smile on his face.*
"I see you cheered up McBolts!"
"Yes. I just noticed how beautiful our dining room was. Now, where were we again?"
 

[Armok]

((so, do we have a generic "tesla tank", or do we have none andd are now going to proced making an awesome one?))

[Myroc]

"Is it possible to dig an entirely new corridor to the outside large enough to fit the... i need to think up a name for this, enough to fit the device, whilst not disrupting any current designs?"

[Armok]

(the device as I imagine it would be able to traverse dwarsized halways)

[zchris13]

While it is quite good, quite good indeed, it won't work. Mostly because, like you said, it won't fit in the hallway.

I guess we start over now.

[Asheron]

((so, do we have a generic "tesla tank", or do we have none andd are now going to proced making an awesome one?))

We have one that is too large. I suggest you suggest to make another one outside.

> Is it possible to dig an entirely new corridor to the outside large enough to fit the... i need to think up a name for this, enough to fit the device, whilst not disrupting any current designs?"

"Only if we dig... up."
*Urist McBolts looks up mysteriously.*

[zchris13]

What else is... up?

[Asheron]

What else is... up?

"The Royal urine reservoir."

[Myroc]

"How about if we dig down, dig under the entire fortress, then up again?"

[zchris13]

...

Why?
Nevermind, I don't want to know.

[Enzo]

(I think Armok should just explain his plan instead of talking about how awesome it is so we can get on with it instead of waiting for him every turn for "ingame weeks")

[Asheron]

"How about if we dig down, dig under the entire fortress, then up again?"

"Under us is located the Royal Magma Reservoir."

...

Why?
Nevermind, I don't want to know.

"From time to time, our noble enjoys seeing goblins drown in his own urine."

(I think Armok should just explain his plan instead of talking about how awesome it is so we can get on with it instead of waiting for him every turn for "ingame weeks")

(I agree)

[qwertyuiopas]

It's simple:
Lay it on it's side.

Then you could fit an infinite ammount in any space!

[Asheron]

It's simple:
Lay it on it's side.

Then you could fit an infinite ammount in any space!

"Then how can we move it? The antigravity engine isn't made for that. We'd need to push it!"