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Author Topic: The Text Adventure: Mandatory Castle Crawling  (Read 16506 times)

Enzo

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« Reply #30 on: July 26, 2009, 09:56:53 pm »

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Armok, why do I get the feeling you've actually devised a elf genocide machine that involves a paperclip, in some essential function? The various spelling errors only add to the evil genius of it all. Not to mention 5 crossbows and no bolts, and just...my god man. My god.
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« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2009, 10:01:47 pm »

> oh, and before you add those things to the list, make sure you are blinking a !, and once you're done, scream out the list. Also, make sure it is understood this is the material list for the first generations of experiments and prototypes, not the finnished product.

Edit: > oh, and ad "shell" to the list
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« Reply #32 on: July 26, 2009, 10:43:32 pm »

Oops, I mean fey dwarves make a ! not a ! What was I thinking when I typed that?
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« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2009, 10:48:09 pm »

>To do list:
7:30 AM Get up
7:40 AM take shower (in vomit and mud)
8:00 AM Brush teeth (with blood)
8:05 AM Eat (☼Sunshine Roast☼)
8:45 AM Update list of supplies
9:00 AM Add more to to do list
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« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2009, 12:00:53 am »

Stark raving mad guys don't make any thing... !
((*facepalm* I REALLY have been away from the game to long.))
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« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2009, 07:08:54 am »

>when awake, take good look at surroundings.
You wake up.
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[ B           M]
[                ]
[C      T S   |
[C       S     ]
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B = Bed ( with you in it )
M = Mirror with several stone combs, a stone scissor... lying on a small table next to it.
C = Cabinet
S = Chair
T = Table ( with empty bowl on it )

The walls are made out of the same greyish stone you've seen all across the fortress. All the furniture is made out of pine wood.

>Add to list:
*copper wire, much, varius thinknesses, finly crafted.
*Varius geometrical forms, such as tori and cylinders, made out of magnetite, you make drawings of the spesific shapes needed on the back of the pepper
*a cat, a buttered toast, glue, and something to drop it from.
*A skilled mechanic, the specific things you want him to make are to complicated to spesify on the list, so just request to talk whit him abaut it, you'll need the items on this list so make this meting after they have been delivered.
* balsa wood.
* a paperclip, add drawing of what a paperclip is for the smith.
* a working area, that shuld have acccses to magama, water, and atleast 300 units of mechanical power.
* draw more geometrical shapes (isolators, lenses, etc.) these shuld be made out of glass.
* large amounts of generel-purpose armor plates, and a smith to cut and mend them into more spesific armor. this can be a dabler because it dosnt really need to be fast, and dwarves dont make mistakes.
* the strongest silk aviable.
* 5 steel crosbows
*shell

You feel rather witty for writing down such an impressive list of items. The nobleman will surely be impressed by your plan, if it needs all these items.

> oh, and before you add those things to the list, make sure you are blinking a !, and once you're done, scream out the list. Also, make sure it is understood this is the material list for the first generations of experiments and prototypes, not the finnished product.

You start blinking a !. You are unsure how, but you do it. You scream out the list when your finished.
"Eureka!"
Legendary status in list writing.

>To do list:
7:30 AM Get up
7:40 AM take shower (in vomit and mud)
8:00 AM Brush teeth (with blood)
8:05 AM Eat (☼Sunshine Roast☼)
8:45 AM Update list of supplies
9:00 AM Add more to to do list

You get up, take a shower in the vomit and mud shower room next to you, come back to your room and brush your teeth with the blood of infant elves. Then you eat a nice       ☼sunshine roast☼ brought to you by the door guard along with the trenchcoat and top hat. After the sunshine roast, you put on the trench coat and top hat. They fit surprisingly well. You have already updated the list of supplies.
You add more "to" to the to do list.
+10 dwarfiness
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« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2009, 07:40:34 am »

> find someone to demand all the items on your list from, as well as an overview of the fortress, ask how long it is until the items can be acquired.

((I DO have a plan, I wont stop others from playing naturally, but please dont do stuff that will obviusly prevent the building of this machine (like leaving this fortress, destroying suplies that canot easily be goten more of, alianating the dwarves, dieing, etc.), ok?))
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« Reply #37 on: July 27, 2009, 10:14:31 am »

I'm pretty sure a "TOUCH MY SHIT AND I KILL YOU ALL" Would be more appropriate here, Armok.
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« Reply #38 on: July 27, 2009, 11:30:12 am »

> find someone to demand all the items on your list from, as well as an overview of the fortress, ask how long it is until the items can be acquired.
You open the door to your room and ask the door guard to deliver the list and to bring back an overview of the fortress. He salutes and runs off to the nobleman.
You go back in to your room. You find a stone crossword puzzle.
5 letter synonym for "cannibalistic"?
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« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2009, 11:42:42 am »

"Elven."

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« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2009, 11:56:00 am »

"Elven."

Continue puzzle.

> Alcoholic beverage, 4 letters, second letter is an e.

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« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2009, 12:36:46 pm »

Beer.
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« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2009, 12:48:13 pm »

Beer.

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> Shiny metal, 4 letters.
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« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2009, 01:09:38 pm »

Gold
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« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2009, 03:25:00 pm »

Gold

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6 letter word for childsnatcher.

The door guard should almost be here.
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