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Garfblarn

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I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« on: July 25, 2009, 11:43:20 am »
It is a Hertog Jan. I want a beer. Do I have to go to the store?
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Re: I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2009, 11:45:55 am »
It's sealed right?  Then yes.  If it's not sealed, then it's probably turned into vinegar.
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Re: I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2009, 11:46:59 am »
Quote from: Aqizzar on July 25, 2009, 11:45:55 am
It's sealed right?  Then yes.  If it's not sealed, then it's probably turned into vinegar.
Chug it anyway and instantly grow an inch of chest hair.
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Re: I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2009, 11:51:50 am »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on July 25, 2009, 11:46:59 am
Quote from: Aqizzar on July 25, 2009, 11:45:55 am
It's sealed right?  Then yes.  If it's not sealed, then it's probably turned into vinegar.
Chug it anyway and instantly grow an inch of chest hair.
I don't know what I was thinking.  He speaks the truth - break the neck off and chug that shit.
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Re: I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2009, 11:56:05 am »
Quote from: Aqizzar on July 25, 2009, 11:51:50 am
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on July 25, 2009, 11:46:59 am
Quote from: Aqizzar on July 25, 2009, 11:45:55 am
It's sealed right?  Then yes.  If it's not sealed, then it's probably turned into vinegar.
Chug it anyway and instantly grow an inch of chest hair.
I don't know what I was thinking.  He speaks the truth - break the neck off and chug that shit.

I pimp-ring my bottles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8RFRm_-WtU
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Re: I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2009, 12:01:54 pm »
Quote from: Garfblarn on July 25, 2009, 11:56:05 am
I pimp-ring my bottles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8RFRm_-WtU

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Re: I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2009, 12:09:02 pm »
Why would a beer turn into vinegar?
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Re: I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2009, 12:09:09 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on July 25, 2009, 12:01:54 pm
Quote from: Garfblarn on July 25, 2009, 11:56:05 am
I pimp-ring my bottles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8RFRm_-WtU

Notes To Self-
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Step 2) Get laid.
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Re: I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2009, 12:20:20 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on July 25, 2009, 12:09:09 pm
Step two isn't so much a step as much as a result of step one.

Step 1) Learn that.
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Quote from: chaoticjosh on July 25, 2009, 12:09:02 pm
Why would a beer turn into vinegar?

If you let alcohol ferment way past it's drinking date, it turns into a substance not unlike vinegar (which technically comes from ethanol, but it's the same concept).  I learned this the hard way when I accidentally set a drink next to a bottle that had been sitting open in a garage for months, and didn't pay attention.  It tasted like paint thinner.
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Re: I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2009, 12:23:11 pm »
Yeesh. I'm glad I avoided a paint-thinnery fate.

Just cracked it, verdict is, still delicious beer.
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Re: I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2009, 01:21:04 pm »
Bay 12 forum: Where you can seriously ask whether to drink 2 year old beer or not and get a serious answer within the first page.
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Re: I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2009, 01:24:07 pm »
Psh, two years old.  I once chewed gum from an unopened pack of 1991 Baseball Cards.

It was like chewing a pink, dusty rock.
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Re: I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2009, 01:36:26 pm »
This topic inspired me to do a search for the legal drinking age here. Apparently, I'm old enough but good luck hidding it around the house, or explaining to the cashier girl why a muslim is buying alcohol.
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Re: I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2009, 01:49:31 pm »
Stick a piece of white construction paper into your collar and pretend to be catholic.
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Re: I have a beer in my fridge from two years ago. Should I drink it?
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2009, 01:57:09 pm »
Quote from: chaoticag on July 25, 2009, 01:36:26 pm
This topic inspired me to do a search for the legal drinking age here. Apparently, I'm old enough but good luck hidding it around the house, or explaining to the cashier girl why a muslim is buying alcohol.

What, do you have to wear an "I'm A Muslim" tag?  Just say you're Buddhist or something.

Besides, if you're of a mind to buy alcohol, you're obviously not too much Muslim.  That'll throw her Islam-dar off.
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
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Please amplify your relaxed states.
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