So about a week ago I made a copy of DF to try out a bunch of mods, Among them I tossed in "Orc Mod" kjust to see what all the fuss was about.
Well, In my first new fortress I picked a nice spot, right on a sheer mountain face, built some good walls, forts and my standard Drawbridge before a tight corridor of Death lined with Weapon traps. A set up that has stopped legions of goblin sieges in the past.
In my first two years I had some small ambushes and one half hearted goblin siege. In year Three my first Orc Attack came. 10 orcs in all, 7 wrestlers and 3 'slicers' basically Orc Swords men.
Well this is it then! all hands to stations!
By my third year I had 12 moderately trained arches and 10-soldiers who were a mix of axe dwarfs, sword drwarfs and hammer dwarfs. Keeping a close eye on the orcs, I watched them approach my vast field of traps, which I figured would take care of most of them.. They came closer, closer, closer...
And marched right over the traps...
Oh, yes, hmm, this may be a problem, Well not to panic, send forth the marksdwarfs! As the Orc horde entered my Corrider of Death, 12 Marksdwarfs unleashed fire! And fire... And fired more, Two Orcs seemd to stop moving... And they My Marksdwarfs ran out of Bolts, firing my whole supply of about 300...
Ah, hmm, well, Surely they have been wounded! Theres still hope! Two down, only eight left! Go forward my Soldiers! Swords Axes hammers!
"SwordsDwarf is Slain!
"SwordsDwarf is Slain!
"HammerDwarf is Slain!
"Axe Lord is Slain!
"SwordsDwarf is Slain!
Um...
"Hammer Dwarf is Slain!
"AxeDwarf is Slain!"
Oh dear..
"SwordsDwarf is Slain!! Your army is defeated!"
As the orcs now rampaged my fortress, I took a final count, 321 bolts fired, 22 Soldiers dead to a total of 5 Wrestler Orcs. And oh yes, Traps dont harm them.. Yes, seems this IS as Hard core as everyone says...
SO, anyone else have similar first encounter stories?