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[kilakan]

Ok so I want to start an elf killing contest due to the fact they are widely hated and one of the most annoying humanoids to fight in adventure mode due to all the bows.
There's only gonna be a few rules and here they are:
1. If anyone challenges your claim you must either provide a screen shot or a save game file.
2. Children count even though they are fairly easy.
3. Companions in your party are allowed but their kills don't count.
4.Completely destroying a town so it's Icon changes is worth ten extra kills but you must provide the save game file or a good screen shot.
5. Have fun kill them in odd ways if you can.
 
Have fun and may blood turn the world red.

[LegoLord]

2. Children count even though they are fairly easy.

Ha, that's funny.

"The elf child punches you in the head with his right hand!
It explodes into gore!
You have been struck down."

They really count double, right?

[kilakan]

Ya I don't know how they are so strong and annoying. It sucks to be wrestled by a child while a crappy bowman slowly turns you into a pincushion.

[kilakan]

Oh and btw I've been working on a file for awhile now.  I feel pretty happy the first battle I fought a wolf tore out my right eye but no other bad injuries since.  The D'elf count is up to 110 now I'll post a picture to show I'm serious soon and one of the town I killed. PS i'm not overly great I always keep 3-4 companions around to take arrows for me.

[piecewise]

sounds like fun, though I've already killed so many that now simply exterminating them is frightfully boring. Maybe I'll do this whenever the new version comes out, as a sort of trial run through using the tissue layers and all. I wonder what a whip will do to them?

[kilakan]

Hey why don't you try some more interesting ways such as how many can you beat to death using a severed head and the like?

[Phantom]

Why people want to kill elves I just don't know...
Phantom has stole a plane and went to the canadian badlands with a group of blackwater mercenaries!
_{hehe now they can't kill me for not hating elves}

[filiusenox]

To tell you the truth elves dont seem so bad. I actullly like them, now the humies them i piss off to no end.

*Bolts door and gets out a shotgun*

[Phantom]

Hey I like humans!
*pulls out M4 and brings LCS dudes*
Hey guys that dude hates humans!

Oh my god no equal rights here!
Lets kill him!

"This is Fox, we got sight of the target, send in tomahawk wielders to break down the door."
Roger that

[kilakan]

*dwarves are woken from all the fighting over head*
Dwarf commander "Quick bring out the Ballista the humies and hippies are fighting on our turf let's tear em down boys"
Nobles "quick pull levers maybe one will unleash the captured goblins on them"
*kitten gets crushed by drawbridge*
*peasants tantrum from the loss of their pets*
*peasants break out onto  surface and begin hurling rocks at the humies and hippies*
*Guy in a cloak and only a cloak runs by and unleashes a tamed dragon on the elves and humies*

[Phantom]

Chuck Norris Has Joined Battle!
Phantom and the LCS:  HELL YEAH ASSHOLES

[Phantom]

American Military from WW1 and WW2 has joined the fight!
Sgt Rick Astley: Screw.You.

[kilakan]

*Chuck Norris uppercuts a dwarf and Santa clause has been born* aka a tall fat guy with a long beard who loves milk.
*Chuck Norris has been struck down (not dead just pined to the ground) By an admantite tipped extra long Ballista arrow*

[kilakan]

Rhesus meqauces begin trying to steal the armor off the dead guys and promptly get slaughter covering everything in blood.  All the blood gives the human shell shock and the elves run off to get clean while Armok rewards the Dwarves with and unstoppable army of Bronze Collosi.

[Phantom]

Rick Astley:NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONA LET YOU DOWN *continues*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
*dwarves heads explode*
Phantom and LCS dudes also elves:MAN THESE EAR MUFFS ARE GREAT! WHAAATTT!