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Author Topic: You are now an immortal time traveler.  (Read 5837 times)

Armok

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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #45 on: July 22, 2009, 10:18:47 pm »
1) make a printout of wikipedia, as well as dictionaries and evrything else you need to translate betwen latin and english.
2) Give printouts to the roman govenment in it's erly days
3) visit romans at diferent points intime to make sure they are developing corectly, posibly nudge it in positive ways to make it develop tech faster, quit unetical practices like slavery, and preventing it's colapse.
4) go to present time and enjoy masive future tech.
5) get the better time travel tech that must have been invented by now
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #46 on: July 22, 2009, 10:38:01 pm »
I gather the huns, Mongols, Goths, and Vandals under one banner, give them automatic weaponry(By time travel duplication) and pillage Armok's improved Roman Empire.
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #47 on: July 22, 2009, 11:01:43 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on July 22, 2009, 10:38:01 pm
I gather the huns, Mongols, Goths, and Vandals under one banner, give them automatic weaponry(By time travel duplication) and pillage Armok's improved Roman Empire.
Too bad that whilst you guys were mucking around here in the old world I gave the Mayans nuclear missiles and a map of the world. They were more than happy to nuke you all for me.
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Armok

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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #48 on: July 22, 2009, 11:11:46 pm »
I help some of the improved Romans travel 10000 years back in time and start a colony.
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #49 on: July 22, 2009, 11:13:51 pm »
Luckily the Australian Aborigine Culture is 60000 years old, I have improved them. Watch for the hordes on the horizon!
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« Reply #50 on: July 22, 2009, 11:26:07 pm »
I launch a nuclear warhead into space and destroy the meteor blamed for the extinction of the dinosaurs. As an immortal, I've had plenty of time to train an army of dinosaurs with laser beams attached to their heads before mans ancestors learn to walk upright. I knit the dinosaurs sweaters so that they may survive the ice age.
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #51 on: July 22, 2009, 11:57:33 pm »
I uplift trilobites!
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #52 on: July 22, 2009, 11:59:24 pm »
I stop the start of the universe. Thus creating order.
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #53 on: July 23, 2009, 12:01:27 am »
Learn how to speak roman.
Go back in time with a laptop and teach Romans how to speak english and use computers.
Sit back and see what happens.
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« Reply #54 on: July 23, 2009, 12:02:13 am »
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #55 on: July 23, 2009, 12:08:07 am »
New plan. Set it up so there's a vat of lava underneath where I am when I go back after dying. That way, I have fun falling into lava infinite times.
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #56 on: July 23, 2009, 06:20:40 am »
 I travel back in time with the Space Projects of our time, as well as various scientists and technicians necessary for space travel. Continue to immigrate technicians needed for industries for space travel. Immigrate all these people to Portugal during the height of it's colonial power.

 Watch as the Portuguese have the balls to explore space in ways unimaginable to the modern day.
 Watch as the Spanish utterly wreck the space fleet with some ill-conceived war.
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #57 on: July 23, 2009, 07:03:44 am »
Quote from: Emperor_Jonathan on July 23, 2009, 12:02:13 am
Quote from: Jack_Bread on July 23, 2009, 12:01:27 am
speak english

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Whhy?
Because I don't know how to change a computer's overall language to Roman. D:
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #58 on: July 23, 2009, 07:28:49 am »
Quote from: Jack_Bread on July 23, 2009, 07:03:44 am
Quote from: Emperor_Jonathan on July 23, 2009, 12:02:13 am
Quote from: Jack_Bread on July 23, 2009, 12:01:27 am
speak english

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Whhy?
Because I don't know how to change a computer's overall language to Roman. D:
Maybe you could get a Latin language pack. :<
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Muz

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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #59 on: July 23, 2009, 07:32:08 am »
I'd use my immortality to become a legendary swordsman. Which I did. In case you haven't noticed, Muz is short for Miyamoto Musashi.
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