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Arathanar

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You are now an immortal time traveler.
« on: July 22, 2009, 07:20:37 pm »

A new forum game! Woah!

To be more precise, let's assume the following things:

1. To avoid the grandfather paradox and all variants, we assume that you, the time traveler, are anchored in time, or, say, in a parallel universe, misunderstood-String-theory style. I.e., if you go back and change something in the year you were born, you're changing the events in a parallel timeline. The events that led to your birth and the environmental stimuli that caused your personality and memories to exist occurred in the original timeline/universe and cannot be changed.

2. You can't go forward in time. A big restriction, perhaps, but time traveling into the future is an entirely different concept than modifying the past. For the purposes of this thread, you cannot travel any further forward than the exact moment you read the period at the end of this sentence.

3. You are immortal, with some conditions. You do not age in any perceivable way, but you can still accumulate memories and such. If something happens to you that should be fatal aside from disease or the aging process, all your changes to the past are undone and you revert to the original timeline (see 1). Players can commit suicide to "start over".

4. You can assume any shape, human or otherwise, to blend in to your time.

5. Before trying to stop World War II/The Holocaust, think to yourself whether killing Hitler would have solved the underlying political problems leading to said events. If you still think the answer is yes, we'll all look down on you for being incredibly cliche.

6. Finally, players are heartily encouraged to manipulate the past to their own selfish ends.

Lay out your entire plan, and I will attempt to break it. Because of the death part of rule 3, this cycle could theoretically continue forever.

Let's do this thang.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2009, 08:24:09 pm by Arathanar »
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2009, 07:22:13 pm »

Alright, what the hell. Go back and kill Hitler.
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2009, 07:24:24 pm »

Go back and kill the following people:

Smoot.
Hawley.
Camberlin.
Hitler.
Stalin.
Mao.
Heimler.


And for laughs, modify army documents or mind control FDR so that Patton becomes SAC instead of Esinhower.

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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2009, 07:25:27 pm »

 I shall go back to the near-beginning of life and piss into the primordial soup.

 That is it. I may or may not steal an astronauts suit beforehand so I could survive in such conditions.
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2009, 07:31:31 pm »

Go back in time three seconds to make sure that fly didn't get on my sandwich. :(

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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2009, 07:31:58 pm »

I use my knowledge of the future to save Marylin Monroe from death and then bed her.
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2009, 07:35:54 pm »

Ok I go back in time and kill Wilhelm I. Without a unified Germany both the first and second world wars are averted.
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2009, 07:44:08 pm »

Mr. Person, Strife26, and thatguyyaknow:

When do you want to kill him/them?

Strife, Patton then dies in the pheasant hunting accident.

However, to make it more interesting, I'll need to know the answer to my first question.

Jack Bread:

The version of yourself that eats the sandwich in this universe no longer needs to time travel to de-fly sandwich and thus eats it instead of the original-universe you.

Cthulhu:

Turns out the entire Kennedy family and the CIA actually WERE behind her death and now want to kill both of you. What now?
« Last Edit: July 22, 2009, 07:48:52 pm by Arathanar »
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2009, 07:46:26 pm »

get live dinosaur. throw it at kennedy's assassin.
EDIT: just before he shoots kennedy. never mind.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2009, 07:56:57 pm by Dragooble »
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2009, 07:51:26 pm »

get live dinosaur. throw it at kennedy's assassin.

Dragooble cancels Throw Dinosaur: Job item misplaced.

Unless it's like a pterodactyl, I don't think you could throw it.
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2009, 07:52:26 pm »

 Hey, I wanna piss in the very beginnings of our life!

  >:(
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2009, 07:53:13 pm »

We go back in time and rescue Eva Braun, and then I bed her too.

When I finish my journey, the sun will never set on a famous woman I've conquered.
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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2009, 07:57:48 pm »

« Last Edit: July 22, 2009, 07:59:23 pm by inaluct »
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2009, 07:58:02 pm »

At the beginning of the franko-prussian war.
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Re: You are now an immortal time traveler.
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2009, 07:58:59 pm »

go back in time to get the antikythera mechanism. throw it at kennedy's assassin.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2009, 08:02:47 pm by Dragooble »
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