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Author Topic: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup  (Read 14432 times)

sonerohi

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Re: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2009, 11:55:46 pm »
Quote from: TheNewerMartianEmperor on July 24, 2009, 09:52:21 pm
We've all played rougelikes here and thusly, we know that there is virtually no chance of the first character surviving.

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster doesn't give a shit for your chances. He makes his own god damned odds and kicks ass.
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Re: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2009, 12:04:51 am »
Quote from: sonerohi on July 25, 2009, 11:55:46 pm
Quote from: TheNewerMartianEmperor on July 24, 2009, 09:52:21 pm
We've all played rougelikes here and thusly, we know that there is virtually no chance of the first character surviving.

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster doesn't give a shit for your chances. He makes his own god damned odds and kicks ass.
His odds are kick ass/kick ass.
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Re: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
« Reply #32 on: July 26, 2009, 12:27:41 am »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on July 26, 2009, 12:04:51 am
Quote from: sonerohi on July 25, 2009, 11:55:46 pm
Quote from: TheNewerMartianEmperor on July 24, 2009, 09:52:21 pm
We've all played rougelikes here and thusly, we know that there is virtually no chance of the first character surviving.

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster doesn't give a shit for your chances. He makes his own god damned odds and kicks ass.
His odds are 1/10000000000000000000000000000.
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Re: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
« Reply #33 on: July 26, 2009, 12:46:01 am »
Quote from: Rashilul on July 26, 2009, 12:27:41 am
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on July 26, 2009, 12:04:51 am
Quote from: sonerohi on July 25, 2009, 11:55:46 pm
Quote from: TheNewerMartianEmperor on July 24, 2009, 09:52:21 pm
We've all played rougelikes here and thusly, we know that there is virtually no chance of the first character surviving.

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster doesn't give a shit for your chances. He makes his own god damned odds and kicks ass.
His odds are OVER 9000!!!
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Re: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2009, 01:00:43 am »
Quote from: Jack_Bread on July 26, 2009, 12:46:01 am
Quote from: Rashilul on July 26, 2009, 12:27:41 am
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on July 26, 2009, 12:04:51 am
Quote from: sonerohi on July 25, 2009, 11:55:46 pm
Quote from: TheNewerMartianEmperor on July 24, 2009, 09:52:21 pm
We've all played rougelikes here and thusly, we know that there is virtually no chance of the first character surviving.

Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster doesn't give a shit for your chances. He makes his own god damned odds and kicks ass.
His odds are kickass/kickass
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Re: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2009, 01:51:17 am »
Guys, what this game really boils down to is eating intelligent beings. It is not about the orb, you'll never get that far, so all it is is just killing and eating stuff. Which is why we need to play an elf.
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Re: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
« Reply #36 on: July 26, 2009, 01:55:30 am »
Where duh GM?
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Re: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
« Reply #37 on: July 26, 2009, 01:57:46 am »
But when you worship Yredelemnul you can reanimate corpses (I think?).
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Re: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
« Reply #38 on: July 30, 2009, 09:45:48 am »
I got bored, so I got Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster killed ahead of everyone else. He lived a (relatively) long, prosperous life, before an army of elven mages set him on fire. And that bastard Xom just pointed and laughed.

He bashed in a lot of heads, was able to take down two trolls, a queen bee, an orc knight. Favored weapon was the life-draining morningstar, though the hammer of protection made him nearly invulnerable to most attacks. And as such, magic was did him in.

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Re: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
« Reply #39 on: July 30, 2009, 10:34:09 am »
I take it that that is a very successful run through?
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Re: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
« Reply #40 on: July 30, 2009, 12:20:13 pm »
Why the fuck did you enter the Elven Halls? In fact, what were you doing that far in the Orcish Mines?
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« Reply #41 on: July 30, 2009, 12:33:39 pm »
Entering the mines is fine, but OH GOD THE HALLS!

I am never going down there again.
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Quote from: DarthCloakedDwarf on May 17, 2010, 12:00:47 pm
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That [Magma] is a bit deep down there, don't you think?
You really aren't thinking like a dwarf.

If you think it is down too far, you move it up until it reaches an acceptable elevation.

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Re: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
« Reply #42 on: July 30, 2009, 01:36:34 pm »
Quote from: Mr.Person on July 30, 2009, 12:20:13 pm
Why the fuck did you enter the Elven Halls? In fact, what were you doing that far in the Orcish Mines?

Max Fightmaster goes wherever he likes.
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Re: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
« Reply #43 on: July 30, 2009, 01:41:49 pm »
Quote from: Muz on July 30, 2009, 01:36:34 pm
Quote from: Mr.Person on July 30, 2009, 12:20:13 pm
Why the fuck did you enter the Elven Halls? In fact, what were you doing that far in the Orcish Mines?

Max Fightmaster dies wherever he likes.

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Quote from: dragonshardz on March 02, 2011, 08:15:07 am
Hmm...I've never been a big fan of CCGs - I mean, I did and still do collect Pokemon cards, but I never got heavily into the battling and trading thing.

By definition that makes you a fan since you still buy them.

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Re: Let's Play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
« Reply #44 on: July 30, 2009, 01:56:58 pm »
He died with an elf chunk in his teeth and another one in his mutant talons. LIKE A REAL DWARF SHOULD.
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