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[filiusenox]

*This is a edict of King Craftsoaks.*
     Do you want glory? Gold? Power? a good pint of Winter's bite? Well then sign up for a dam making expeditoin. The point of this dam is to stop the goblin and skeleton raiders from making forrays into our nation by boat. We need 2 carpenters,2 woodcutters,a miner/grower,a farmer/brewer. Join now postions will be hard to get after this.Meet by the gate to the mountainhome.And remember NO elves and no soapmakers.
          _{Warning signing up may lead to death by dismemberent,by cavin,by wolf and by swamp fever.Do not sign up if your scared of any of these.Sign at your own risk.}

[warlordzephyr]

I want to be a miner.

[Dragooble]

i'll be your carpenter., in the name of stopping things from happening before they're even implemented! my name is Dragooble.

[TerminatorII]

Ill be a wood cutter.
name TerminatorII
acts stangely detacded and seems really out of touch

[Dragooble]

Twin Oaks Day Camp offers a unique, age appropriate camping experience for children ages three to thirteen…an experience that combines swimming, sports, arts & crafts, woodworking, theatre, music, Late Nights and interacting with new friends.

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[filiusenox]

......WHAT THA HELL?!?!?!?!?

[Danarca]

It appears to be a spambot from Cogswell....
I doubt it's a legit "education"....
Anyways...

*Ahem*
Danarca had been in the field all day, so far from the mountainhome all he could see over the very trees he were felling were smoke from the mysterious magma traps being developed deep within..
Of course, the nobles never admitted developing Weapons of Mass Deforestation, but everyone in the fort knew they were... And they applauded them for doing so.
An elven retaliatory strike against the dwarves would give them reason throughout the land to defend themselves... They wouldn't stop there of course, they would purge the Elven menace from the very world!

By the time he had pondered these wonderous thoughts, he had returned to the gates, to see a note next to them.
He read it, stared at it, trying to get sense of the authors thoughts, read again, let it sunk in, then smiled.
Absolutely fantastic....
A dam spanning miles made of wood would infuriate the leves, even though such a monument would technically be a defensive position.. They would surely have the acceptance of the humans in this war to come!
He made a big 'X' on his hand with a piece of charcoal, for this mission, he would cut many trees...

[filiusenox]

Umm...should i report them or what?

((The elves would be pissed if the dwarves didnt conquer them all! now they weild steel weapons and have hammerers controlling the city!))

[Dragooble]

i already did.

[filiusenox]

Thank ye.

[ousire]

different proffecions avalible in immigrent waves, correct? i want a Engineer in the first wave. if ya want to engineer a good dam, you need a damn good engineer 

[filiusenox]

Well im starting.

Craftsoak's foremen, Led Bravegore's journal.

It appears that the king lied to me, he wants me us to dam a part of the ocean that leads into the  river Griffontrims. Well we packed up a wagon and left. A week later we arrived at Ciyaimere a dwarven controlled forest retreat. The place was controlled by Rovod Groovehames, who let us rest there and buy some cave boletes and some beer,as well as some puppys and kittens. We are still walking up there but it is going to be a long time before I find myself underground.