S(hip) S(eller) "Welcome to Joe's Good As New Ships! How can I help you?"
CA "I'd be looking for the perfect enterpreneuring pirate ship."
SS "Ah, pirates. You are very lucky! Not only have we got a special -50% pirate offer, we also have a buy ships get a crew member free!"
CA "Arr, that sounds interestin matey. Tell me more!"
SS "I present you, the Power Pea 1000! Buy these, and you get this weird ol' little fellow we found on Nockin' I do planet I."
Caltor 'Scar' McMulligan "GRARRRGHH KRAAARG!"
SS "He's still a bit upset because of the tons of sedatives we had him under. Don't worry, he'll live. He wrestled four of my men and won! You can't have a better crewmember for protection!"
CA "He ave a impressive look indeed. Great. I'll take him!"
CSMM "GRAAAGHARGHAGRARH. CRUSH. GAHJRH."
CA "Alright lads. Pick a colour and your modules. Ya know the drill."
( So, like when you chose your fighter, you can choose between modules and colour. Just to be sure it's all clear: the front module can have either two missile modules and two blaster ones, the middle section can either have a missile pod, two missile launchers or a twinblaster, the back section can have a nanomatrix ( the square thing, it repairs stuff ) or a dieterling ( a thing that can teleport you and that is clearly awesome since it has my name in it. OMG! ). The section between the two back sections comes standard with a OMG ARTILLERY PIECE 1000. )
EDIT: ( Also, you can choose for fancy shining dots like the 12th Bay has. All the ships get two on their sides to make it easier for me to see which ship is which. Choose the colour of those ones to please. )