A hitchhiker's guide to this universe, part I
By Allan Star
Since time memorial, this corner of the universe has been ruled by the great human confederation. Noone seems to remember where we came from, little written sources remain of the old days, and millenia of popular culture has decimated the original culture of our forefathers.
Our confederacy exists of 7 suns. ( Eight if you count RTD and Naes Nesrrim as two suns ).
Nockin' I do is a strange sun. It's planets inhabitants are known for random outbursts of perversion and law enforcement is weak in these parts. Nockin' I do is known for it's extreme heat, which is why all of it's four planets are as good as desert planets.
Rlly Big Planet is known for the fact that the confederacy has a lot of experimental designing facilities on it's two planets. It's strange that a sun is called Rlly Big Planet, and some believe this is so because of a mistake in the heat sensors of the discoverers of the sun, which made them think it was too cold to be a sun. Unfortunately, their ship burned up and it would take 2 more centuries for a succesful colony to be set up.
Thr is a U is known for it's feud with Thr is no U. The strange names of these planets can be explained by the fact that the discoverers of these suns were Nockin" I do-ians. It is only due to the confederacy's military power and the sworn alliance between the suns of the confederacy that there has been no serious war between the two suns.
Naes Nesrrim and RTD are twin suns. This sun system is very much unexplored, and some believe a third planet is out there somewhere. This sun system is known for it's beautiful nature, and for the fact that Kerrigan the Great, founder of the confederacy, was born here.
3.1415 is a lie is a very small sun. Some believe it is actually a part of RTD that managed to get away due to a black matter cave-in in 4050 after the birth of Kerrigan. It is known for it's weak gravitianal powers and it's cold planets.
Nenil is known for the fact that it's the heart of the empire. Most people live in the system of Nenil, and the house of the confederacy is located on it's third planet. It's first planet is known for it's excellent booze.
Thr is no U is know for the fact that it houses most of the confederacy's forces. It's planets have all been changed in to fortified strongholds. The lack of media reports has made this system very mysterious. It used to be in the hands of a militaristic baron, but he was defeated at the battle of 3.1415 strait by Kerrigan.