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[WorkerDrone]

Pillage, THEN loot.

[Asheron]

T(he) C(rew): "We Be Pirates!  Steal That Shit!"
TC "Loot and pillage!"
TC "All abandoned ships shall be looted or pillaged!"
TC "Pillage, THEN loot!"
C(ap'n) A(sheron) "Ah, good. Set sail for that ship!"
M(echosa) "Uhm. Set sail, cap'n?"
CA "You know what I mean, dammit. Don't ruin the experience."



The 12th Bay slowly approaches the abandoned wreckage of what once seemed to be an Eos class ship. Some of it's systems are still working, and you decide to strip the ship of it's systems. Before we can add these to the 12th Bay we will have to dock somewhere, though.

CA "Ay. You think you'll be able to do anything with those, Mechosa?"
M "Yes cap'n."
"Most em are worthless pieces o junk, though." Dorgon mumbled.
M "Nothing we can't fix with some iteration workarounds, though."
Dorgon sighed.
"Whatever you say, Mechosa. But it'll be me who'll have to make sure our engine doesn't fuckin blow up when one of your fancy software-thingiewingiewuts causes another overload. This ship can barely hold itself together at times, and your planning on fucking adding some big electronic glowing things to it so the cops can see us coming from a bloody parsec away."
CA "Shut up Dorgon."
D(orgon) "Sorry Cap'n."
M "Captain!"
CA "Yes Mechosa."
M "I was just browsing through the ship's data files and all that. The ship was in a fixed trajectory line. I can't find out where the ship came from without extra data, but the destination coordinates seemed to have survived."
CA "Yerh?"
M "Well, these coordinates say nothing to me."
CA "Care I do not. Let's dock to planet I and get Nirur Torir's fancy book and get those fancy electronic thingiewingiewuts up me ship. Oh, and find some work. Illegal work, that is."
M "Cap'n..."
TC "Ah dammit. Ok. What are ya say, crew?"

[WorkerDrone]

Adventure calls.

[Mr.Person]

ADVENTURE!!!!

[qwertyuiopas]

Is there still time to join?

[Aqizzar]

I don't even know what we're voting on.  To strip the ship or not to?  Consider my default vote "MORE PIRACY".

[Nirur Torir]

After I get my first edition copy of Treasure Island I'll be ready for adventure!

[SHAD0Wdump]

Hello there peeps.

Name of pilot:SHAD0Wdump
Gender:M
Age ( approx ):19(no youngin's in this grouping? Let me be the first)
Any background information of the pilot ( not necessary ):
Anything special:I can make some pretty mean ships... (shameless plug)
Fighter modules:2x deflectors,1x blaster,1x repeater DOMINATOR
Fighter colour:Red.


Also,if you want to do away with the strange re-coloring the game makes on your ships,go into options and set 'glow' to black.(I believe you can reach it by right clicking the ship colors button until you get to it.)


I'd definitely try to grab those particle guns captin',with them our defenses would be much stronger.

[zchris13]

I don't even know what we're voting on.  To strip the ship or not to?  Consider my default vote "MORE PIRACY".

ADVENTURE!!!!

Adventure calls.

That about sums it up.

[Armok]

Hey! You started without me!
Also, you're doing my dialogue wrong, first, I forgot to mention her accent, whit the future language drift compensated represented as a Cockney accent, it should be "cap'n" or even "guv'" (I think? I'm not a native English speaker) not "Captain". (actually, you seen to have gotten this right in most places, why was she using the full "captain" in some?)
Second you seem to have missed some of her grumpy old lady personality?
Thirdly, you are doing the technobabble wrong, it shuld probably be "recursive" not "iteration" (not that any makes much sense, but hey, it's the future!), also she's integrated enought whit the system that it shuld be "I'm reading" not "the computer is getting a reading"

Also, one thing that does not conflict whit the things said, but should be mentioned anyway, is that most likely Mechosa is not personally there unless some code requires it, because the captain probably don't want to sit in her stench all day, and she can see and talk just as well through one of her cats or the ships systems.

[Asheron]

Hey! You started without me!
Also, you're doing my dialogue wrong, first, I forgot to mention her accent, whit the future language drift compensated represented as a Cockney accent, it should be "cap'n" or even "guv'" (I think? I'm not a native English speaker) not "Captain". (actually, you seen to have gotten this right in most places, why was she using the full "captain" in some?)
Second you seem to have missed some of her grumpy old lady personality?
Thirdly, you are doing the technobabble wrong, it shuld probably be "recursive" not "iteration" (not that any makes much sense, but hey, it's the future!), also she's integrated enought whit the system that it shuld be "I'm reading" not "the computer is getting a reading"

Also, one thing that does not conflict whit the things said, but should be mentioned anyway, is that most likely Mechosa is not personally there unless some code requires it, because the captain probably don't want to sit in her stench all day, and she can see and talk just as well through one of her cats or the ships systems.

Righty.

Is there still time to join?

Yeah sure.

Hello there peeps.

Name of pilot:SHAD0Wdump
Gender:M
Age ( approx ):19(no youngin's in this grouping? Let me be the first)
Any background information of the pilot ( not necessary ):
Anything special:I can make some pretty mean ships... (shameless plug)
Fighter modules:2x deflectors,1x blaster,1x repeater DOMINATOR
Fighter colour:Red.


Also,if you want to do away with the strange re-coloring the game makes on your ships,go into options and set 'glow' to black.(I believe you can reach it by right clicking the ship colors button until you get to it.)


I'd definitely try to grab those particle guns captin',with them our defenses would be much stronger

Ok, ship will be up in 5 minutes.

[Armok]

(does that mean you're going to edit your posts, or just think about it in future ones?)

[Asheron]

TC = The Crew
CA = Cap'n Asheron
M = Mechosa
D = Dorgon

TC "PIRACY!"
TC "MORE PIRATES!"
TC "ARRRGGH!"
TC "Adventure!"
CA "Right you fucks, adventure. Let's dock to give Mechosa and Drogon some time to get those fancy thingiewingiewuts up me ship and then we're off to whateva godforsaken place these coordinates lead to!"

**The entire crew answers with an ARRR.**

CA "Also, I'm glad to announce my new main conversation partner will be Drogon for now."

**Another hearty ARR from Drogon can be heard above the grumbling of Mechosa.**



M "This is the 12th Bay docking."
**A boring voice replies.**
"Whatever, 12th Bay. I don't get paid to be friendly to you."
CA "Uhm. Ok. ARR. Dorgon, how long do ya need to fix up ma ship?"
D "A couple of hours should do."
CA "Alright matey. Lads, go out and have ya self some wenches and booze. Be back in a few hours!"

**A cybertronic voice cracks out from the board computer.**

M "Booze and wenches? Ooh, quite some consideration for an old lady up here in this ship ain't there?"
CA "Mechosa ya mardy bitch shut up. Ye be a pirate or ye be not one!"

**Drinking and wenches ensue.**



CA "Arrr. The 12th Bay be a fancy ship. Drogon, what the hell does ehm... it, do?"
D "I ave no idea. It seems to shoot somethin. Out of somewher."
CA "I see. Err... wait, did you make it smaller?..."
D "Yerh cap'n. My mechanicalius genius be underestimated it is."
CA "Arrright. Mechosa, ya mardy bitch, get tha engines up and runnin'. We're off to thar fancy coordinates o yours."
M "Whatever."
CA "SET SAIL!"

**The entire crews replies with a cheerful ARRR.**

[Asheron]

(does that mean you're going to edit your posts, or just think about it in future ones?)

I'll be thinking of it in future ones. I might edit my posts at some point, but playing is more on the agenda at the moment.

[Asheron]

TC = The Crew
CA = Cap'n Asheron
M = Mechosa
D = Dorgon

**DUUUUUUUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM DUUUUUUUUUUM!!!! DUMDUM. DUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUM.**



CA "Arr, who tha fuck is watchin 4002: Another Space Odyssey?"
M "It's a fuckin piece o classical music, not a bloo'y theme music."
CA "Bloody 'ell like I care Mechosa. Also, ya cybertronic-y voice is freakin me out."
M "Good."
CA "Are we anywhere there yet by the way?"
M "Nope."
CA "And now?"
M "Shut up."

**Many parsecs of whinin' and wankin' ensue.**

M "Right cap'n. We arrived at our target coordinates."
CA "Good."



M "Ships sighted!"
CA "YERH. Adventure!"
M "Cap'n, one o the ships is requesting to speak with ya."
CA "Righty."
D "Main screen turn on."
?? "Ah, baron I see you... wait. Your not the baron! What is this!"
CA "Arrr ye fag. I found the hull of whatever ship ye were expecting."
?? "He's dead...? That... That can't be..."
CA "Naturally, I be suspecting compensation for me trip to here. To be paid here. In wenches or booze."
?? "..."
CA "Or we will have to attack!"
?? "Do I look like I'm afraid of some uneducated pirate? Ships, blast him to hell!"
CA "Arr, crew, get of ya arses and in ya ships. Mechosa, get me fancy electronic thingiewingie wuts workin."



CA "Ey, wait. Didn't we start off with 5 ships?"
M "Yer cap'n. Some old wanka from Naes Nesrrim joined our crew."
CA "And ya didn't tell me?"
M "Oh, this mardy bitch must 'ave forgotten."

**Curses can be heard from the other ship.**

?? "Dammit, there's more of them. Get me more ships!"

( Crew, give me a general idea of who and how you will be attacking him ( flanking, suicidal charge,... ) )