zchris13 - Examine Radar?(3) The radar doesn't yield that much information you didn't know. It shows some dots where you sensed the eerie presence from. It also shows an energy signature ahead...
But you get an headache from staring at it.
tehstefan - Go swordchucks! Whoo! (6) Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the annual 'Who can slice the mole the thinnest' contest.
tehstefan wins by a margin, even though the jury nearly disqualified him for all the dust.
Jack_Bread - While I'm still blinded, choose random direction and CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE.
When I'm not blind, choose direction of Medic and CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE. (5) Medic is OVA DERE! GRAAAGH!
Your suspiciously flawless two-knife technique - far better than a human should be able to achieve, and far,
far better than a blind human should be able to achieve - (5) tears her guard and her scalpel down, but doesn't seem to cut through the cloth. Magical reinforcement?
Eagle - GAIN POWER BY COMBINING WITH THE VOICES IN MY HEAD. BECOME MAYOR OF CAN-TOWN.
If anyone resists, toss em away with TK. (1) You proclaim yourself MAYOR of CANTOWN. Unfortunately, someone seems to disagree.
The sky grows cold like frozen icing. Wind begins to howl. Lightning strikes the trees and transforms them into gargantuan cakes. Then, a lighting bolt strikes the earth in front of you, and a human emerges from the earth, clad from head to toe in plates of icing menacing with spikes, candles decorating the helmet. In one hand he wields the warhammer of cheesecake, in the other the frozen torch of sugar. He lets his voice boom.
"I am Fission. Cake-mage extraordinaire. General of Cantown. Subordinate to the Mayor. You shall not usurp the position if the mayor."
And with that, it's on.
Dies-Horribly - OKAY!
Strategy time. I have no idea what cards are in play and in my hands, but:
Rejoice that the Kitten Geyser finally deploys.
Giant Enemy Bomber card on Night of Steampunk Zombies.
Velvet Shooting Star on right flank (if combinable, tell vampires to watch out)(channel 'army')
Urist McArgleBargle in the slot left by Gutman's ass.
Walkie talkie: Army: CHARGE! Don't mess with the goggle man! Vampires, watch out! Bomber, bomb Laser turrets! Sleeper: You! With the goggles! I'm on your side! Enemy: LEEEROY!
where doing it man
where MAKING THIS HAPEN (4) Okay. Take this. It's all over!
Your deployed cards strike!
(5) The opponent's laser cannons are destroyed, his life vial halved!
(3) His Sub-Sub-CO is distracted by the Zombie Steampunk Longcat Flail Geysir!
(1) UristMcArgleBargle eats Gutsman's ass! Man, that's gross.
(2) The velvet shooting star is a twinkle in the sky!... takes a time, apparently, oh well.
You contact your army and order to CHAAAAARGE! You watch the field. It appears they are making good progress. Local islands of resistance exist, particularily around the Sub-CO. But overall, you estimate that next turn, your opponent is down for good.
You figure you don't need to draw stuff anymore. It's all over soon, anyway.
Barkeep - Deploy mysterious device.(6) It hums mysteriously.
Medic - Engage melee.(1) Complete knifelock.
Squad Grunts - ENFORCE.(4) They scare the regular denizens of cantown. A bit.
Squad Guards - GUARD.(2) They figure the hills might be a better place to be.
Squad Nobby - ohgod(4) He might need professional help.
- turn number seven - ohsnap? does not appear to be pleased that he has to use his good cards.
Perfect... FREEEEEEEEZE!
Vlynndar's whole army is frozen solid.
Dog - Bark and yelp helpfully..(2) Woof!
Rabid Moles - Two-claw attack.Does not appear to be appliable anymore.
Statu- OHPSYCHE
You are now this girl.
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