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[tehstefan]

I practice more, wanting to use my bow to utterly dominate everything in my path. And to use swordchucks. Hopefully.

[Jack_Bread]

zchris13 has been muted  for 10 days for whatever reason.
Just warnin' yah. ;P

[Errol]

We gonna make this happen tomorrow.

[tehstefan]

where doing this, where making this happen!

[Eagle]

LETS DO THIS

[Errol]

Other RtD players can also post actions for Eagle now, I've got some more info in my sig, other players get -1 to controlling Eagle.

zchris13 (AI) - Recruit drunks for epic questage.

(6) Because everyone knows that drunks make for good meatshields that nobody misses anyway, you recruit every single person in the pub, including the barkeep, the dog and the BLU spy.

You then march to the apothecary. It appears to be locked, but that's a minor concern for you! You command your soldiers to bust the door open.

tehstefan - I practice more, wanting to use my bow to utterly dominate everything in my path. And to use swordchucks. Hopefully.

(4) You get skilled at shooting inanimate defenseless targets. +1 to doing that.

Jack_Bread - Use Adventurers Work Ethic to break into that shop and ask why the shopkeeper is always avoiding me and accuse him of cheating on me with another costumer.

(1) As you want to knock your wound flares with pain.

You should just amputate the damn finger. You really do consider it.

Eagle - Anyways, get a red cloak, find some orange sunglasses. Then set self on fire and go see why all the soldiers seem to be beaten up. Ask if they need something killed or any other help.

(3) You beat up a hobo to get his soaked colorless piece of cloth, and declare it a cloak. He had no sunglasses though.
Thanks to your new cloak being soaked, you can't really ignite yourself again.
The soldiers you visit aren't to helpful, but apparently a nearby town has defeated the local army and is on the verge of conquering these lovely lands.

Dies-Horribly - Tell Mima my name. Explain that I am doomed. Ask if I can be cured, and how. Tell her I'll be able to pay.
I hope a weapon of choice would be sufficient...

(6) You tell Mima your story, as naturally an evil ghost wizard is somebody you can trust any day of the week.
She is interested. Even though she isn't the person you were looking for, (as practically all of the facts you know 'bout her are not matching), she nevertheless offers you an item of choice of the shop's stock if you're willing to play lab rat for a non-lethal experiment that would advance magic by a noticable degree.

Barkeep - Let's make this happen.

(6) He throws his cloak on a nearby rooftop and declares loudly that the denizens in the apothecary should surrender - or else...

Orange-Hair - Bust door open.

(6) Apparently Miss Orange Hairs awoke from alcohol-induced stupor, as she gets up and points in the general direction of the door. A large portion of the storefront and the nearby residential house explodes in tiny shrapnel. Including the door.
Somebody must have noticed this.

Red-Hair - Martial arts, go!

(3) She strikes a menacing, if impractical, pose.

Depressive Soldier - Stand guard.

(1) He collapses from tiredness.

Dog - Woof?

(4) Woorf! Oh, I mean, Woof!

Statuses

Zchris13

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Status: Fine. One with the vines. Highly energized. Leader of the party.
Skills: Adventurer Work Ethic
Equipment: Rose flower hat (unremovable), Pair of strange goggles.
Inventory: Imaginary roll of duct tape, 200 gold, Soft cushions, tea set

Jack_Bread

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Status: Headache. Bruise on head. One bandaid that's too tight. PAIN!
Skills: Adventurer Work Ethic, Trippin' Master, Improptu Tailor
Equipment: Two dolled-up knives
Inventory: Fainted Metapod named Goo, 200 gold, Black Fingerless Gloves

'Scarface' tehstefan

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Status: Minor hangover. Haphazard shave.
Skills: Firephobia. Basic idea of Archery. Good VS. inanimate, defenseless objects (+1)
Equipment: Sword-chucks with dulled hilts. Five cm layer of dust.
Inventory: Shortbow, 300 gold.

Eagle

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Status: Apparently fire immune. -100 gp to destructive magic cost! Knows telekinesis. And is excessive about it. Bandaid on leg. Soaked hobo cloak.
Skills: Spellcasting
Equipment: Gnarled, singed staff. xMojotastic Hairbandx.
Inventory: Several incense sticks. 300 gold. Banjo hand puppet.

Dies-Horribly

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Status: Doomed. Big bruise on chest. Face very much harmed. Major hangover.
Skills: Nope.
Equipment: Computer keyboard.
Inventory: 100 gold. 1 'Get a weapon for free' coupon. Two detached right hands. Brick labeled 'HANG' with curd smeared to its bottom.

Medic

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Status: Somewhere else.
Skills: Expert Medic, Sharpshooter.
Equipment: Violet and red clothing. Longbow. Quiver of +1 Arrows.
Inventory: Various medicine and bandaids. Unknown.

Barkeep

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Status: Unfazed.
Skills: Something awesome probably.
Equipment: Formal wear.

Orange-Hair

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Status: Smashed.
Skills: Something destructive probably.
Equipment: White soaked shirt, tiger-patterned skirt, twin horns, a bottle

Red-Hair

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Status: Needs a freaking drink.
Skills: Martial arts?
Equipment: Green uniform, green cap.

Depressive Soldier

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Status: Depressedly sleeping.
Skills: Nothing special?
Equipment: Standard-issue, battered soldier armor.

Dog

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Status: Woof?

Mima

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Status: It's an offer you can't refuse...
Skills: Black Magic, Ghostness.
Equipment: Green-violet ensemble, wizard's hat

[Vlynndar]

I'll accept Mima's offer, as naturally an evil ghost wizard is somebody you don't refuse.
Maybe ask if she knows who can cure me.

And yes, I know the facts are not matching, but I have no clue where to find the good one.

[Eagle]

Convert the soldiers to Banjoism, promising them that Banjo will strike down the enemy army if they have faith. Then go and find the enemy army.

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Alternately, find Marissa and get her to Master Spark the lot of them.

[Errol]

Small poll time - what do you like in the RtD, what don't you like? Oh, btw, anyone who doesn't answer gets a debuff.

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Good luck finding her - she's not included. I'm trying to restrain myself with the references here, but this RtD will always be a reflection of my current interests. I've got some Homestuck stuff prepared, but shhh!

Including Marisa - who was going to be the magic shop vendor at first - really would be a step too far.

[Eagle]

I see no poll.

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Yeah, i only got the references today, what with the martial artist. I have no idea why. Probably because i visited that one thread over there, by IWM.

In fact, i know very little about Touhou when it comes down to it. I can name like 5 characters on sight, and i dont know any of their special abilities.

EDIT: Derp de derp, pollin'.


I like how random it is, and how anything is possible. The only thing i dont like is how slow you update, but thats understandable, we all have stuff to do sometimes.

[Errol]

Well, duh. There's no wai I'm able to compress the poll in multiple choice.
Hm, I should focus on the basics again. Nothing like a bit of railroading to lead you to another good ol' boss rush... just kidding ^^

[Vlynndar]

Bah, Touhou references. The only thing that springs to mind is 'bullet hell' and I don't even know if that's correct.

I like the style of writing, and the working of the keyboard. See Faraday Cafe. Or that door exploding.
You also manage to keep it clean and... forgot the word. You keep overview.
Nothing really that I don't like, it's a fun game.

And I enjoy the references I do get.

[zchris13]

I ENJOY THE TOTAL EPIC RANDOMNESS.  As long as there is a semblance of sanity, I am happy. You know, so that the whole "logic" thing still applies. I don't like it when reality starts to break down.  But still, the dice are king.

Also, recruiting drunks? That will work, I guess.

I JUST GOT UNMUTED IN THE LAST 2 HOURS. WEE.

My action is to walk, impressively, to the remains of the door. Announce myself. Boldly. Flatly tell my drunken followers to remain where they are, for the time being. Subtly hint the same to the non drunk crowd.

[dragnar]

What's wrong with reality breaking down?

[Jack_Bread]

I have to agree with zchris...
Randomness = AWESOME as long as it != LOL PIE BANANAS

Also, last moments montage with finger then amputate it.