Oh, shut up, all of you. You have managed to pester me into beginning to do the rolls. Great job.
zchris - FLYING BACKFLIP KICK ATTACK, GO.
By this I mean do some sort of flippy jump spin kick attack thing off of the wall at the ENARH.
(2) I'm pretty sure that this move is not supposed to involve you falling on your nose.
Little - Cast a fireball!
(Autofail) The Repetitive Action Monster scares you! You forgot to do anything!
Jack_Bread - Fall over WITH MAH KNIFE!
(3) What knife? I mean, it looks to you like you wield a dozen, and, wow, they have faces! Adorable cute little faces...
tehstefan - Shoot him with mah arrows! But don't shoot my party members. Their good.
(1) Wait a sec. Is that arrow... GYAAAAAAAAGH! THE ARROW IS ON FIRE! AAAAAAAAAAARGHGHGH!
Boss
Elder New Age Retro Hippy - AREA ATTACK!
(5) He casts Mass Entangle! Roll to avoid! (3) (4) (6) (2) zchris is caught at the hand. The vines appear to fear the immolated Little, so they are hesitant. Meanwhile, Jack_Bread and tehstefan are entangled. But, what... is that metal gleaming in Jack_Breads hands? Ayup, for some reason, he now brandishes TWO knives and hacks down all of the vines 'round him. Woah.
(3) The ENARH looks exhausted.
Statuses
Zchris
Status: Perfectly fine. Regenerative buff (+1). Hand entangled.
Skills: Adventurer Work Ethic
Equipment: Nope.
Inventory: Roll of duct tape
Jack_Bread
Status: Seriously tripping! (-2 to accuracy, can't sense shit, has to roll for actually being able to do something), Martial Trance (provided you can hit something, it hurts)
Skills: Adventurer Work Ethic
Equipment: Two knives
Inventory: Fainted Metapod
tehstefan
Status: Firephobia (courage check at -1 to do something involving fire), Entangled
Skills: Nope.
Equipment: Shortbow
Inventory: Flaming arrow. AAAAAAAAH
Little
Status: ON FIRE, throughly (-2 to uncurling) curled into a ball. Inexplicably still unharmed. -100 gp to destructive magic cost!
Skills: Spellcasting
Equipment: Gnarled, singed staff
Inventory: 6 pieces of charred charcoal, on back.
Group
Gold: 300 GP
Mission: Recover Trinket
Elder New Age Retro Hippie
Status: Stoned, immolated, left eye slashed out
Skills: Unknown, likely some hippie magic
Equipment: xCrusty Clothingx, xDreadful Dreadlocksx, Enormous Hookah, xMojotastic Hairbandx.
Inventory: Unknown.
OOC: The skill system I employ seems to fail somewhat. I resolve that by refunding Basic Combat, because I'm too lazy to apply maluses to nearly goddamn everything. Otherwise, skills are now gonna be somewhat more expensive, and you should get one magical item each soonish by finishing the quest, not to mention 'bout 500 GP or something.
Each of you will get some skills he can select based on your combat profile or something. I dunno.
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