zchris - I MEAN PREPARE FOR THE BOSS!! PREPARE FOR THE BOSS! EAT SOME HEALING GOOMBA MELLOWS!
(5) You
quickly joink some of the mellows and munch on them. Indeed, they seem to have healing effects, your wounds are gone. Indeed, your regenerative capacibilities have temporarily improved!
Little - Wake up.
(4) You start to wake up and are successful at first, but then you remember the pain you were in while still conscious. You hesitate. Still, waking up would be easy (and a free action) now.
Jack_Bread - DESTROY DUH GODLYNESS WHIT MAH KNIFE!
(5) Rapidly losing interest for the goombamellows you sneak up on the eating Metool and SLASH! (6-2) You execute a perfect hit on the startled Metool. It's not badly damaged, but it still escapes from the lunatic with the knife (with the charcoal), and through the door.
No money gained. You have progressed one step towards 'evil'.
tehstefan - I take one of the goombamellows, and munch on it. Delicious, if I do say so myself.
(2) You aren't man enough to reach in the flames and rescue a goombamellow from the charcoaly death. And Jack_Bread still has the Knifestaff, so...
Metool (NPC)
Out an' away...
Boss
A multicolored swirly smoke cloud appears and engulfs half the room! When it's gone, you see the boss. It's...
an Elder New Age Retro Hippie!Fight? (Yes/Of course)
Statuses
Zchris
Status: Perfectly fine. Regenerative buff (+1)
Skills: Basic Combat, Adventurer Work Ethic
Equipment: Nope.
Inventory: Empty
Jack_Bread
Status: Normal
Skills: Adventurer Work Ethic
Equipment: Knife-taped-to-Littles-gnarled-singed-staff
Inventory: Fainted Metapod
tehstefan
Status: Normal
Skills: Nope.
Equipment: Shortbow
Inventory: Empty
Little
Status: ON FIRE, throughly (-2 to uncurling) curled into a ball. Inexplicably still unharmed, but (barely) unconscious (-2 to physical).
Skills: Spellcasting
Equipment: Your underwear, I hope.
Inventory: 4 crunchy goombamellows, 2 pieces of charcoal, on back.
Group
Gold: 150 GP
Mission: Recover Trinket
Elder New Age Retro Hippie
Status: Stoned
Skills: Unknown, likely some hippie magic
Equipment: Crusty Clothing, Dreadful Dreadlocks, Enormous Hookah, Mojotastic Hairband.
Inventory: Unknown.
If kinseti wants to take over the ENARH, tell me!