That was a rhetoric question, right? Anyway, you can rely on me doing the turn today. Around high noon, I think.
zchris - Punt little at the metool.
Because he is in a ball.
(2) After your last episode with Little you are a little reluctant to touch him, and the rest of the party doesn't seem to agree with your planned course of action, so you queue in for some goombamellows instead.
Little - Uncurl! UNCURL!
(3-2=1) You move a little, not achieving anything, and then you are knocked out cold with a punch.
Jack_Bread - Tend to the Goombamellows! Make sure they turn out DELICIOUS!
(2) You have no clue how exactly to roast Goombamellows. They nearly get shaken off by Little before...
tehstefan - I help tend to the goombamellows. Who wouldn't want delicious goombaness?
(6) ...tehstefan punches Little and knocks him out. Apparently tehstefan was a chef in his previous life, as under his guidance the 'mellows come out delicious, if a bit crunchy.
Metool (NPC)
(5) It sees nobody's attacking or being aggressive in any way, so it quietly snatches itself a former goombamellow/current piece of charcoal.
A note appears: "Sorry, had to do some business. Will arrive soon. Greetings, Boss"
Statuses
Zchris
Status: Singed hands.
Skills: Basic Combat, Adventurer Work Ethic
Equipment: Nope.
Inventory: Empty
Jack_Bread
Status: Normal
Skills: Adventurer Work Ethic
Equipment: Knife-taped-to-Littles-gnarled-singed-staff
Inventory: Fainted Metapod
tehstefan
Status: Normal
Skills: Nope.
Equipment: Shortbow
Inventory: Empty
Little
Status: ON FIRE, throughly (-2 to uncurling) curled into a ball. Inexplicably still unharmed, but unconscious (-2 to physical).
Skills: Spellcasting
Equipment: Your underwear, I hope.
Inventory: 5 medium goombamellows, 4 crunchy goombamellows, 2 pieces of charcoal, on back.
Group
Gold: 150 GP
Mission: Recover Trinket
Metool: Pacified. Friendly.
Boss: Next turn.