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[Errol]

>Ellen.

OVERRULED.



Your NAME is now NAMELESS.

>Attempt to find your 2 Knives of +3 Clothes-Rending.

Can I get some of the stuff you are smoking?

>You are NAMELESS. Kick the door to the balcony OPEN and proceed to stand on the balcony in an EXTREMELY EXTRAVAGANTLY PREPOSTEROUS MANNER.

You don't want to ruin your FURNITURE. You will, however, OPEN THE DOOR AND STAND ON THE BALCONY IN A FAIRLY NORMAL WAY.



You've got an ace view of the lands of the dead from this balcony. It is beautiful, beautiful enough to distract you from your work. Fortunately, today is your day off. Or, rather, today you've got no work to do because the ferryman is slacking off again. All the same, but you are going to have to LECTURE her at some point. Which you look forward to.

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[dragnar]

>contemplate job.

[Jack_Bread]

>Sure you can.

[Eagle]

>hand out OUTRAGEOUSLY punishing BEATINGS

[tehstefan]

Practice your LECTURE skill. If its in all caps its bound to be important!

[zchris13]

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[Errol]

>Sure you can.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>contemplate job.

You hold one of the most important in the LAND BEYOND THE RIVER, what with being the JUDGE OF THE DEAD and all. You can clearly distinguish between GUILTY and NOT GUILTY, and your word is law. Sometimes, you go into the WORLD OF THE LIVING to LECTURE people about their FAULTS. And what STRANGE AND INVENTIVE PUNISHMENT awaits them if they continue to sin. But, today, no poor souls cross the river, because, as mentioned before, the FERRYMAN is slacking off.

>hand out OUTRAGEOUSLY punishing BEATINGS

No. Not the time for that. The only thing you could agree with would be whacking people with your JUDGEMENT ROD, and that's only really funny after everyone had a coupla glasses.

Practice your LECTURE skill. If its in all caps its bound to be important!

Well, there is always time for LECTURING.



Screw using the stairs. You can fly.

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The only problem would be that there is nobody around, DEAD OR OTHERWISE, for you to LECTURE. And LECTURING the DESK DRONES became boring ages ago.

(I'm aware that the art style is anything but consistent. Deal with it.)

[dragnar]

>Go yell at Charon.(or whatever the ferryman's name is)

[zchris13]

Be sick as hell.

tehehe.

[Jack_Bread]

>Lecture yourself.

[zchris13]

Go get a snack.

[Errol]

Officially on hiatus.

[zchris13]

>throw a fit because of lack of updates

[Jack_Bread]

>Cancel hiatus: Tantrum

[zchris13]

Hey Errol, what are the odds of my character getting those ass ears removed?

And how would you recommend that coming about?