UPDAET: Eagle now has to worry about many, many voices in his head - EVERY watcher can submit an action. Highest roll wins. Eagle gets a +1 bonus for his action.
Also, there are quite a number of NPCs you could talk to. They all know quite a bit and could provide a hint where to begin questing.
zchris13 - Return tea set and pillows, ask about medic.
(4) You think about your ill-gotten Maximum Comfort (tm) implements. You really should return them, you forgot that because there were more important things afoot. But then you remember that the clerk high-tailed it outta there after you slowly quit your sheganians. So you keep the Maximum Comfort (tm) implements for future utility.
Afterwards, you enter the pub, which is relatively empty thanks to it being morning. There's the bartender inside - an elderly man with a very serious look and an epic moustache - and then there's the people who are still/again drunk: an apparently underage, orange-haired and totally smashed girl, a depressed green-clad red-haired woman, a youthful man who looks like he just had the worst nightmare of his life, and finally a small ugly bad-mannered dog. You ask the bartender about the medic, and give her description. He looks at you a little strange before declaring that pretty much everyone here knows her and a good deal of the population owes them their lives. He also tells you she works at the apothecary of the village in the afternoon, most times anyway.
tehstefan - In any case, I go to the barracks, maybe I can train my bow and arrow skills there.
(5) In the barracks there are an unusual amount of beat-up looking soldiers, and the overall atmosphere is a little gloomy, but there's an instructor who shows you the basic knacks of archery, after examining you with a sad look. Since it's apparently a borderline emergency, he does this for free.
Jack_Bread - Buy a sewing kit.
(2) The only general store gets hastily locked as you approach.
Eagle - Earn money by amusing the crowd by setting myself on fire. Keep converting people.
(2) Problem 1: Magic is commonplace. People aren't gonna watch a burning man because twice weekly there's a pyromanic festival to be seen in which one orange-white girl incinerates a purple-black girl, or sometimes does more strange and inventive things to her. Or vice-versa.
Problem 2: There is no crowd.
Dies-Horribly - Type Kilt. That ought to help. And visit the magic shop. In reverse order. That is, go to shop before typing.
Before I forget totally, I am still going to play the keyboard like a guitar one time.
(5) You enter the magic shop. Inside, it is dark, gloomy and stale, like you'd expect from a magic shop. There's also the obligatory candles-in-skulls and stuffed alligators around. The shopkeep appears to be female,and is dressed like you'd expect it from a stereotype female magic user, but a much more covering and purple/green arrangement is used. After asking her, she is indeed Mima, and will be more or less happy to help you out with your problems.
The store keeps an amount of books (such as "Shou's Guide To Magical Lasers"), magical and occult indegrients, amulets, charms, and pretty much any magical service you'd imagine, even tutoring (it's expensive, tho)
You then decide it wouldn't be a good idea to do things with your keyboard as you've likely got a skilled wizard who does give you the creeps in front of you who might be unhealthily interested in adding the keyboard to her collection.
Statuses
Zchris13
Status: Fine. One with the vines. Highly energized
Skills: Adventurer Work Ethic
Equipment: Rose flower hat (unremovable), Pair of strange goggles.
Inventory: Imaginary roll of duct tape, 200 gold, Soft cushions, tea set
Jack_Bread
Status: Headache. Bruise on head. One bandaid that's too tight.
Skills: Adventurer Work Ethic, Trippin' Master, Improptu Tailor
Equipment: Two dolled-up knives
Inventory: Fainted Metapod named Goo, 200 gold, Black Fingerless Gloves
'Scarface' tehstefan
Status: Minor hangover. Haphazard shave.
Skills: Firephobia. Basic idea of Archery.
Equipment: Sword-chucks with dulled hilts. Five cm layer of dust.
Inventory: Shortbow, 300 gold.
Eagle
Status: Apparently fire immune. -100 gp to destructive magic cost! Knows telekinesis. And is excessive about it. Bandaid on leg.
Skills: Spellcasting
Equipment: Gnarled, singed staff. xMojotastic Hairbandx.
Inventory: Several incense sticks. 300 gold.
Banjo hand puppet.
Dies-Horribly
Status: Doomed. Big bruise on chest. Face very much harmed. Major hangover.
Skills: Nope.
Equipment: Computer keyboard.
Inventory: 100 gold. 1 'Get a weapon for free' coupon. Two detached right hands. Brick labeled 'HANG' with curd smeared to its bottom.
Medic
Status: Somewhere else.
Skills: Expert Medic, Sharpshooter.
Equipment: Violet and red clothing. Longbow. Quiver of +1 Arrows.
Inventory: Various medicine and bandaids. Unknown.
Barkeep
Orange-Hair
Status: Completely smashed.
Red-Hair
Status: Needs a freaking drink.
Depressive Soldier
Dog