zchris13 - Interrogate tree.
(4) You enter the (deserted) café and haul the softest cushions you could find outside, and a tea set too. You then threaten to poke the tree with the soft cushions. You don't understand Tree though - and even if you did, you wouldn't learn anything new.
tehstefan - Go to the man the medic mentioned.
(1) Jack_Bread insists that you don't leave, as you are suspicious of having KO'd him. And by 'insist', I mean 'free and haphazard shave'
You are now nicknamed Scarface.
Jack_Bread - FIND THE BITCH/BASTARD WHO HIT ME AND SMACK HIM/HER BACK WITH MAH KNIFE!!
(2) You piece together the clues. The only one having a bow is tehstefan. He additionally wants to leave in the wrong direction. You decide to threaten him a bit.
Little Eagle - Go to town. CONVERT.
(4) You joyously jig towards the city before the rest gets their act together. On the way, you manage to convince two travelers of Banjo's greatness.
Dies-Horribly - I'll type "hangover cure". And "watermelon". We need breakfast.
(3) You type 'hangover cure'. On the ground appears a brick labeled 'HANG'. There seems to be some curd smeared to its bottom.
When you wanna type 'watermelon', the damn thing doesn't respond. Apparently it's a once-per-turn item?
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After this prep work, you set out for the village, westward. One hour later, you have arrived. The village isn't all the large, but it has some notable buildings:
- A casino. It has a fancy logo stating "SPIDER'S CASINO"
- A shop labeled "SECOND-HAND ADVENTURING GEAR"
- A shop labeled "MIMA'S MAGIC SHOP"
- A blacksmith's forge.
- A big fancy house, owned by Mayor.
- A pub named "The Prancing SpiderKitty"
- Some barracks. Noises of sparring people are heard.
The city is surrounded by a thick forest to the north, hills to the south and a malicious road to the west.
Where will you start your search?
Statuses
Zchris13
Status: Fine. One with the vines. Highly energized
Skills: Adventurer Work Ethic
Equipment: Rose flower hat (unremovable), Pair of strange goggles.
Inventory: Imaginary roll of duct tape, 200 gold, Soft cushions, tea set
Jack_Bread
Status: Headache. Bruise on head. One bandaid that's too tight.
Skills: Adventurer Work Ethic, Trippin' Master, Improptu Tailor
Equipment: Two dolled-up knives
Inventory: Fainted Metapod named Goo, 200 gold, Black Fingerless Gloves
'Scarface' tehstefan
Status: Minor hangover. Haphazard shave.
Skills: Firephobia.
Equipment: Sword-chucks with dulled hilts. Five cm layer of dust.
Inventory: Shortbow, 300 gold.
Eagle
Status: Apparently fire immune. -100 gp to destructive magic cost! Knows telekinesis. And is excessive about it. Bandaid on leg.
Skills: Spellcasting
Equipment: Gnarled, singed staff. xMojotastic Hairbandx.
Inventory: Several incense sticks. 300 gold.
Banjo hand puppet.
Dies-Horribly
Status: Doomed. Big bruise on chest. Face very much harmed. Major hangover.
Skills: Nope.
Equipment: Computer keyboard.
Inventory: 100 gold. 1 'Get a weapon for free' coupon. Two detached right hands. Brick labeled 'HANG' with curd smeared to its bottom.
Medic
Status: Somewhere else.
Skills: Expert Medic, Sharpshooter.
Equipment: Violet and red clothing. Longbow. Quiver of +1 Arrows.
Inventory: Various medicine and bandaids. Unknown.