Turn start. Soon.
Whoa, that was fast.
zchris13 - Go limp.
(4) You make a fairly convincing impression of being limp. This apparently makes your vines wither. You're still trapped but it should be possible to free yourself, somehow.
tehstefan - Laugh at the horrible luck of Jack_Bread. Then try and unsharpen the handle of my swordchucks.
(5) You laugh at the sorry mess once called Jack_Bread and proceed to find a stone. You then hack at the place that should normally have a hilt until it is dull enough for wielding, and repeat this with the other side.
You cleave 37 stones in half with this method, but the sword-chucks are now wieldable. You carefully stash your bow away and equip the sword-chucks.
Jack_Bread - Wear gloves. Find medic and tell him to heal me. If he asks any questions poke him with my finger while whining "Shut uuuuuuuuuuup."
(2) The pain is too unbearable for you to do anything major such as putting on gloves or moving around much, and the medic doesn't seem to arrive either.
Little Eagle - Pop joints back into place. Pull arrow out of ass. Get patched up by medic. Help zchris unroot with telekinesis.
(6) You decide to use your telekinesis AGAIN, but you seem to be a little... excessive in it each time you use it...
You pop your joints back in place, but you use too much force and cause yourself unnecessary pain. Then, as you try to remove the arrow, you make it shoot straight out of your ass into the forest. Hopefully nobody will b- OH SHIT, SOMEBODY SCREAMED
Dies-Horribly - >I'll wield my keyboard. I'll use it to make more deadly puns. Or, >get right hands.
Oh, and be on a lookout for mice. I need one of those too.
(5) Out of a stupid idea you type 'right hands' on your keyboards. There's an impressive show with zeros and ones, and then two detached right hands fall to the ground.
You then type 'mouse'. (1) You summon a feral pissed off Pikachu.
Medic (NPC) - Arrive. Get a pic of the situation.
(1) You hear a scream nearby as somebody is hit with the blunt end of a flaming arrow.
Pikachu (NPC) - Kill someone in a horrible fashion.
It turbo-rocket-headbutts Dies-Horribly! (5) He's hit right in the chest... (3) and seriously harmed, but still battle ready.
Statuses
Zchris13
Status: Perfectly fine. One with the vines. Firmly rooted into blighted soil. Highly energized. Vines partly withered.
Skills: Adventurer Work Ethic
Equipment: Rose flower hat (unremovable), Pair of strange goggles.
Inventory: Roll of duct tape, 200 gold
Jack_Bread
Status: In deep agony. Cuts on hands. Cuts on other places.
Skills: Adventurer Work Ethic, Trippin' Master, Improptu Tailor
Equipment: Two dolled-up knives
Inventory: Fainted Metapod, 200 gold, Black Fingerless Gloves
tehstefan
Status: Firephobia (courage check at -1 to do something involving fire)
Skills: Nope.
Equipment: Sword-chucks with dulled hilts.
Inventory: Shortbow, 400 gold.
Little Eagle
Status: ON FIRE, practically every joint is HARMED but popped back in place. Apparently fire immune. -100 gp to destructive magic cost! Knows telekinesis. And is excessive about it.
Skills: Spellcasting
Equipment: Gnarled, singed staff. xMojotastic Hairbandx.
Inventory: 6 pieces of charred charcoal, on back. Several incense sticks. 300 gold. Banjo hand puppet.
Dies-Horribly
Status: Doomed. Big bruise on chest.
Skills: Nope.
Equipment: Computer keyboard.
Inventory: 200 gold. 1 'Get a weapon for free' coupon. Two detached right hands.
Pissed feral Pikachu