zchris - Follow Metool!
(2) You follow the Metool's tracks to a door, which appears to be very, very tightly shut and made out of steel.
Little - Wake up and CAST A FIREBALL!
You wake up. So far, so easy. You grit your teeth together and (5-1) manage to conjure up a fireball, even though it came out your ass. (6-1+1) Despite that humiliating experience the shot is well-aimed. (6-1) The ENARH seemed to have some magic resistance, but that didn't work out for him, as he is apparently weak to fire! (He should wash his clothing more.) The Elder New Age Retro Hippy has been immolated! He doesn't seem to be bothered that much by it, tho. Probably still stoned. Cost for destructive magic (for you) has been decreased by 100 gp.
Jack_Bread - Try to make the hippy trip out... WITH MAH KNIFE!
(5) Seeing Little use the Fart-Blaster (tm) on the filthy hippy, you join in and hack at his face! (5+1) The eye of the hippy has been slashed out! He screams in pain!
tehstefan - Man up and grab a goombamellow! Then watch the boss.
(1) As you try to man up, the delicious poor goombamellows burn to charcoal from Little's fireball. (Don't ask.) It also hit your eyebrows. You now have a fire phobia.
Boss
Elder New Age Retro Hippy - Blast Jack_Bread!
(6) The Hippy gathers his mojo and inflicts a serious trippin' curse on Jack_Bread. Basically, if Jack_Bread accomplishes anything now, it's a miracle. (4) So far, he isn't too affected by his wounds, but that's only a matter of time.
Statuses
Zchris
Status: Perfectly fine. Regenerative buff (+1)
Skills: Basic Combat, Adventurer Work Ethic
Equipment: Nope.
Inventory: Empty
Jack_Bread
Status: Seriously tripping! (-2 to accuracy, can't sense shit, has to roll for actually being able to do something)
Skills: Adventurer Work Ethic
Equipment: Knife-taped-to-Littles-gnarled-singed-staff
Inventory: Fainted Metapod
tehstefan
Status: Firephobia (courage check at -1 to do something involving fire)
Skills: Nope.
Equipment: Shortbow
Inventory: Empty
Little
Status: ON FIRE, throughly (-2 to uncurling) curled into a ball. Inexplicably still unharmed. -100 gp to destructive magic cost!
Skills: Spellcasting
Equipment: Your (charred) underwear, I hope.
Inventory: 6 pieces of charred charcoal, on back.
Group
Gold: 150 GP
Mission: Recover Trinket
Elder New Age Retro Hippie
Status: Stoned, immolated, left eye slashed out
Skills: Unknown, likely some hippie magic
Equipment: xCrusty Clothingx, xDreadful Dreadlocksx, Enormous Hookah, xMojotastic Hairbandx.
Inventory: Unknown.