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[filiusenox]

Somebody post please.

[Tylui]

Search the rest of the place and slaughter every dwarf in it. Careful of traps.

[filiusenox]

You and your soilders eleminite the dwarves of this village, unfortunatly for you, they treid to make a deal with the demons,so now your being burned alive by a Spirit of fire along with all the miltary kobolds that chose to stay in this place.

New game?

[Luckk]

Some reason I get the feeling you did that was because you were bored.  Either way, I say we start out as a human since nothing can go wrong that way!  (I'm expecting him to die in a few minutes.)

[filiusenox]

Yes.

Human |
elf
demigod |
Beastman |
Gaint
dwarf

[zchris13]

Lizardman!

[filiusenox]

Fate (Me) Walks out and decides!

You shall be human.

[filiusenox]

You awake,your in your bed, in your hovel.
There is a old sword hung up on the wall, a small iron barrell stove is in the corner of your room, you smell the pork stew is finished. There is a letter nailed to wall. and one (he doens know exists) nailed to your outside door.

What do you do?

[zchris13]

Get up. Equip sword.  Commence getting stew ready to eat.

[filiusenox]

Its ornamental,and XXXrustyXXX.

You go an eat some of the soup,It tastes good.
You go and put it back on the now cold furnace.

You notice the letter on the wall, its from your girlfreind.You pick it up.

What do you do?

[Luckk]

Read it and wonder why she thought it was a great idea to put a hole in the wall for the letter instead of putting it on your bed.

[filiusenox]

The note has a  face on the wax.

YOU ******* HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH MY SISTER,I WOULD KILL YOU BUT THAT GODDANG SWORD IS TOO RUSTY TO PULL OUT OF THE SCABBERD!
So im just gonna break up with you.Bye.


You shrug and continue eating.Thinking about how your gonna fix that nail hole in the wall.

What do you do?

[Luckk]

Try to find her sister and see if you can sleep with her again.  Also, find your old girlfriend and show her who's who (aka kill her) for trying to kill you in your sleep.

[filiusenox]

You walk out of your hovel and into the snow outside.Luckyily you slept in you clothes. You turn and lock the door when you see a large edict on your door.It reads

To peasent, you are now in the miltary,this is a draft, you are to meet at town square to protect your empire against the dwarven menace.If you try to leave the city,you will be arrested and hung.

[Luckk]

Head to the town square but keep an eye out so that it doesn't turn out to be a trap instead, set up by the dwarfs or your girlfriend.