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[zagabar]

Check out my (sucky) dorf movie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgzSjDXyVe0

Oh, and here is the sequel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2yDZwcOxUI

[Jack_Bread]

Where the hell are the cats? What happened to the wagons? WHY DIDN'T YOU FINISH THE FUCKING DINING ROOM?!

[zagabar]

Hahahaha. =D


The cats had already been butchered! We could't wait for the fun. The wagons were disassembled to wood that we then burned to piss of the elves and i was going to finish the dining room, but I got caught in a fell mood. :/

[Pleeb]

Where is that?

[Cthulhu]

You're never gonna make a fortress flipping your wrists at it like a nancy boy.  You've got to put your whole body into it if you want to dig.

[Hungry]

Next time, you sould try laying out a build plan, make sure to include wooden supports, ventilation, escavated material dump site, larger picks(hand picks arnt dwarven), experience(try to dig out a ramp, see if you got the stamina and the patience), and provisions(kitten meat is a good source of energy for active dwarves)...

You better have a well planned aproach to digging, er the carp get hungery.


=P

[Aqizzar]

It's not the beard that makes you a Dwarf.  Not that it excuses that wispy little elf you brought along.

Were you really trying to dig a cave with a clawhammer?  You're gonna a bigger pick.  And supports.

[Vactor]

i believe that was a rock hammer, however you were using the hammer side, rather than the pick side... tsk tsk

[zagabar]

Where is that?

I a pit of sand next to my home town Umeå in northern Sweden.^^
To be precise: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=sv&geocode=&q=ume%C3%A5&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=40.817312,93.076172&ie=UTF8&ll=63.824146,20.169439&spn=0.005566,0.022724&t=h&z=16

You're never gonna make a fortress flipping your wrists at it like a nancy boy.  You've got to put your whole body into it if you want to dig.

Hey, I am only a dabbling miner! Don't be to hard on me! xD

Next time, you sould try laying out a build plan, make sure to include wooden supports, ventilation, escavated material dump site, larger picks(hand picks arnt dwarven), experience(try to dig out a ramp, see if you got the stamina and the patience), and provisions(kitten meat is a good source of energy for active dwarves)...

You better have a well planned aproach to digging, er the carp get hungery.


=P

I doubt I would  have the opportunity to be there so long. :/ I would be chased away by the workers there.

It's not the beard that makes you a Dwarf.  Not that it excuses that wispy little elf you brought along.

Were you really trying to dig a cave with a clawhammer?  You're gonna a bigger pick.  And supports.

That made me lol. =D

i believe that was a rock hammer, however you were using the hammer side, rather than the pick side... tsk tsk

Yup a rock hammer. But I did use the pick side, didn't I? D:

[Vactor]

ah i see you switched partway through the film...tricky devil

[Rilder]

I doubt I would  have the opportunity to be there so long. :/ I would be chased away by the workers there.

Embark on a place without goblins then.

I bet Dwarf fortress could gain eternal fame if a group got together and actually made a dwarf fortress.

[Jakkarra]

Embark on a place without goblins then.

Just Embark when they are in the area.

by my logic, this will cause them to Love you, and to be completely oblivious to your shenanigans.

And thus it begins.

[zagabar]

I doubt I would  have the opportunity to be there so long. :/ I would be chased away by the workers there.

Embark on a place without goblins then.

I bet Dwarf fortress could gain eternal fame if a group got together and actually made a dwarf fortress.

All other nearby sites are covered with thick forests with no neatly digable places... :/

[Ampersand]

STRIKE THE EARTH!

[Rilder]

I doubt I would  have the opportunity to be there so long. :/ I would be chased away by the workers there.

Embark on a place without goblins then.

I bet Dwarf fortress could gain eternal fame if a group got together and actually made a dwarf fortress.

All other nearby sites are covered with thick forests with no neatly digable places... :/

BAH! No true dorf would be stopped by thick forests with no neatly digable places.