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warlordzephyr

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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2009, 12:37:08 pm »
i have no proof but i actually had an engraving called "the virginal tightness"

I'll find it again one day.
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Albedo

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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2009, 05:58:56 pm »
Quote from: Slogo on July 17, 2009, 12:46:31 am
THEN they make that engraving... Yeah I'm sure the dwarves are really 'labouring' with a title like that.

With their "tools". 

Sorry wankers is what.
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Lord Shonus

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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2009, 09:14:41 pm »
Quote from: warlordzephyr on July 17, 2009, 12:37:08 pm
i have no proof but i actually had an engraving called "the virginal tightness"

I'll find it again one day.

I had an artifact once named "The Carnal embrace of children." That was the fortress that I accidentally flooded with magma, destroying the artifact. At least it was a gem and not a bed.
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Rowanas

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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2009, 07:11:34 am »
The carnality of assault is my best one so far.

Eroticasphyxiation says what?
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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2009, 02:21:23 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

this is what a dwarf should look like.
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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2009, 03:49:02 pm »
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Engraved on the floor is a well-designed image of a kobold and a carp.  The kobold is making a plaintive gesture.  The carp is laughing.

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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2009, 10:21:34 pm »
My hell-drop team of dwarves use their beards a helmets.

I believe this is what they look like.

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As for my pilots, this is mandatory; outfit and all:

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Lord Dakoth

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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2009, 08:48:54 pm »
Ahahaha, I laughed until I cried!
Random name generators for the win!!

But I'm really not that surprised. Remember, dwarves do giggity giggity in the BARRACKS. While two other dwarves wrestle in the same bed.
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