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My dwarves are perverts
« on: July 17, 2009, 12:46:31 am »
The title really says it all

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So first the dwarves make a bed called the 'complex crowd'. Suspicious but ok.

Then they make a pretty kinky sounding loincloth with spikes and rings and a weapon rack. I'm assuming 'weapon rack' is some sort of euphemism for them. (It's actually another more innocent artifact).

Then they make ANOTHER loincloth agian with spikes and the weaponrack. This time they put the very suggestive images of a pike and an oyster on it.

THEN they make that engraving... Yeah I'm sure the dwarves are really 'labouring' with a title like that.

WTF I'm running a fortress full of pervents. This is more gloating than anything!
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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2009, 07:08:01 am »
Dog leather sound suggestive?  ;)
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Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on October 15, 2011, 03:51:46 am
There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.

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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2009, 07:08:19 am »
The Tightness of Women is wonderful.

Zing!
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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2009, 08:59:25 am »
I was more amused that the dwarves are laboring on the tightness of women ::)
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Quote from: Greiger on June 14, 2010, 09:16:28 am
That's what DF needs, The gutbuster brigade.  Screw that elf and his cat. Thibbledorf Pwent is the real hero.

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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2009, 09:11:43 am »
Somebody needs to create a 70ties pornstyle mod, quick! Sunglasses, moustaches and all....

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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2009, 09:23:54 am »
Dwarfsploitation should be the name of said mod.

Perhaps a new subtype of dwarf could be created that have mustaches instead of beards?
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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2009, 09:31:57 am »
All beards have moustaches anyway. They have beard/moustache/hair growths that cover their faces.

This brings me to another topic. My ken-doll dwarves. Why don't they have..you know.... the reproductive parts? Is it because they breed by spores, and thus have no equipment for it?
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2009, 09:52:35 am »
Quote from: Rowanas on July 17, 2009, 09:31:57 am
All beards have moustaches anyway. They have beard/moustache/hair growths that cover their faces.

This brings me to another topic. My ken-doll dwarves. Why don't they have..you know.... the reproductive parts? Is it because they breed by spores, and thus have no equipment for it?

Ah, because right now males and females use the same body lists. Add 'anything' to the males, and it'll show up on your females too. (However, a race with a very long life-span could survive with the [FEMALE] tag...)


That said, the new version is including castes. Which, by default will include separate castes for males and females.
And castes can, if memory serves, have different body lists.

If so, I know exactly what the first mod will be for the new version.  :o
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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2009, 09:58:53 am »
Quote from: Porpoisepower on July 17, 2009, 08:59:25 am
I was more amused that the dwarves are laboring on the tightness of women ::)
Giggity Giggity (crotch thrust) ;)
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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2009, 10:12:09 am »
Urist mcpervert grabs Urist mcrecruit by the member with his left hand

Urist mcrecruit: What the hell are you doing dwarf? We're in the army, and that kind of thing isn't allowed!

Urist mcpervert: Um.. we're in the army and that isn't allowed?

Urist recruit is stunned

Urist mcrecruit's member explodes.
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2009, 10:24:22 am »
Well most of my military are wrestlers by name ( I train that first to avoid accidents ). My military dwarves (about 14 champions at this point) have had maybe 5-6 kids in 5 years and maybe 6 of those champions I just got and trained last year. So yeah...

Overall my dwarves have had a pretty large amount of kids I think like 15 or so I'll have to count when I get the chance.
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Re: My dwarves are perverts
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2009, 10:26:06 am »
oh dear. dwarven molesters/rapists. Toady did want this down to the quantum level...
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2009, 10:29:30 am »
Quote from: Rowanas on July 17, 2009, 10:12:09 am
Urist mcpervert grabs Urist mcrecruit by the member with his left hand

Urist mcrecruit: What the hell are you doing dwarf? We're in the army, and that kind of thing isn't allowed!

Urist mcpervert: Um.. we're in the army and that isn't allowed?

Urist recruit is stunned

Urist mcrecruit's member explodes.

I can't decide if it's worth modding this in. Maybe someone should make a poll(Baddum *ching*)
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Quote from: Greiger on June 14, 2010, 09:16:28 am
That's what DF needs, The gutbuster brigade.  Screw that elf and his cat. Thibbledorf Pwent is the real hero.

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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2009, 10:45:11 am »
Quote from: Rowanas on July 17, 2009, 09:31:57 am
All beards have moustaches anyway. They have beard/moustache/hair growths that cover their faces.

I know that, but it should just be moustaches, and they should be intricate. Perhaps soul patches should be allowed too.
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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2009, 12:07:30 pm »
???
« Last Edit: November 25, 2009, 11:15:35 pm by 0_0 OH MY SCIENCE 0_0 »
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