Okay so. Amid various chants of "Shork is awesomesauce" and "DO WANT", you (the person reading this) may have noticed a nagging voice in the back of your head saying "Why the Cluster F Bomb hasn't Shoruke RELEASED this thing yet?"
Good news! Well okay, moderately not-sucky news anyway. I recently got a job, and between chillaxing, settling in with my work schedule, and preventing people I know from wondering what cave I might have just crawled into, I haven't had much time for programming or website designing. Well, thank uberness it's Saturday then. Today, after debuggering and de-f***menting I MEAN DEFRAGMENTING my computer for 4 hours in hopes that it'll DO something next time I click a "do something" button, I finally had time to get some Cinnamon Rolls work in.
And now I must beg an obvious (to me anyway) question. How the f*** does one design a website and upload schist to it for people to download at their leisure and/or expense depending on their internet connection? I've tried Microsoft Publisher, and after hastily designing myself a somehow-not-quite-adequate logo, writing up a half-assed yet satirical introductory paragraph and hitting alt-f-v to print pre'V'iew my new "webpage" (sarcastic airquotes), I realized that a lot of the stuff that Publisher supposedly did for me automatically (such as linking to the other three pages it had drawn up idiotic defaults for) DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN. Which means I'm two weeks behind on releasing this program to the public and I have no idea how to do it. I have Core FTP Lite, but I'm under the impression that that's more of a "take prefabricated website, and ctrl-v here to put it on the interwebz" thing than a "take prefabricated idea, paste here to make website" thing.
So for those of you who hate lots of paragraphs of text and by extension me for making some, here's the quick question. What do I use to make myself a website?
Preferably one that can:
a) be uploaded and uploaded TO using Core FTP Lite
b) be changed by me whenever I feel like it
c) hold my JPEG of a logo which is only kinda half-worth-it but that I want to milk SOME use out of because it took 10 minutes to make
d) allow people to download the stuff I upload easily, quickly, and for free
Whoever helps me out with this gets... umm... free karma. Or something. Or cookies. Imaginary cookies, but still tasty.
Now that that's over, some of you may have noticed that I used a TvTropes reference and didn't hyperlink it because that would have broken the flow of my soliloquy more effectively than chucking a menstruating woman out of a helicopter, so here it is.
Cluster F Bomb. Incidentally, the more astute and/or well-versed-in-obscure-video-game-reviewing-websites among you may have noticed that I've watched a few
Zero Punctuation videos recently. And am consequently using longer sentences with less punctuation with more excessively, borderline
anvilicious multi-word adjectives to describe things in hyperbole without TECHNICALLY reducing the quality of my grammar. I think.