Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: [1] 2 3

Author Topic: HFS and Siege at same time  (Read 2210 times)

SomGuye

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
HFS and Siege at same time
« on: July 15, 2009, 05:22:26 pm »
So, I break into HFS and out pour the SoFs.  Oh joy.
Military is just wrecked.  maybe 2 or 3 soldiers escape the Horrors.
Wait, whats that?  A VILE FORCE OF DARKNESS HAS ARRIVED!!!
Huzzah!  We are saved!

So, I managed to wall off the HFS and has the Gobbos locked outside.  Should I try to unleash the SoF's onto the Goblins?
Logged
Quote from: Hyndis on July 09, 2009, 04:48:25 pm
People burning, booze exploding, the fort is on fire, the countryside has turned to ash.  Its business as usual.

dood_

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HFS and Siege at same time
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2009, 05:31:49 pm »
YES!!! And in the name of Armok, record it.
Logged
Quote from: Skorpion on September 26, 2009, 07:29:15 pm
It seems very dwarven to use the hell itself as a garbage disposal. I can just see this isolated pile of goblin clothing, rotten food, and chunks of animals sitting there in a featureless plain, slowly cooking in the heat as demons pick at it.

Rowanas

  • Bay Watcher
  • I must be going senile.
    • View Profile
Re: HFS and Siege at same time
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2009, 05:32:32 pm »
hell yes. Unassign your miners from everything else, and then build a tunnel from one to the other. Wait until two miners breach both walls at the same time, and have the entrance to your complex sealed off. One miner is definitely dead, another will be on the siege side and may survive, and your fortress will need only mop up the survivors.
Logged
Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

Phantom

  • Bay Watcher
  • Asiatic Asian
    • View Profile
Re: HFS and Siege at same time
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2009, 05:33:27 pm »
After that, OPEN EVERY DAMN PIT IN THE WOOOORRRLLLLDDDD!!!!
*insert elfy scream/plea, armok, or magma related thing here*
Logged

SomGuye

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HFS and Siege at same time
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2009, 05:37:57 pm »
Currently digging the SoF escape tunnel.
Logged
Quote from: Hyndis on July 09, 2009, 04:48:25 pm
People burning, booze exploding, the fort is on fire, the countryside has turned to ash.  Its business as usual.

SomGuye

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HFS and Siege at same time
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2009, 05:38:50 pm »
Uhh, how do I record?
Logged
Quote from: Hyndis on July 09, 2009, 04:48:25 pm
People burning, booze exploding, the fort is on fire, the countryside has turned to ash.  Its business as usual.

Elvin

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HFS and Siege at same time
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2009, 05:42:13 pm »
Press ;, then read what the buttons do, it should be self-explanatory
Logged

Phantom

  • Bay Watcher
  • Asiatic Asian
    • View Profile
Re: HFS and Siege at same time
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2009, 05:42:55 pm »
BY THE WAY DON'T FORGET THE MAGMA *pulls lever and magma starts to flood room* HEY THATS FOR THE NOBLES YOU IDIOTS.
Now really, how are you gonna get rid of the SoFs after they kill the gobbos? Harsh language?
Logged

SomGuye

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HFS and Siege at same time
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2009, 05:43:59 pm »
Awwwww, crap, the sacrificial miner decided that once he broke the surface to go get a drink.
Logged
Quote from: Hyndis on July 09, 2009, 04:48:25 pm
People burning, booze exploding, the fort is on fire, the countryside has turned to ash.  Its business as usual.

Rowanas

  • Bay Watcher
  • I must be going senile.
    • View Profile
Re: HFS and Siege at same time
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2009, 05:50:15 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on July 15, 2009, 05:42:55 pm
BY THE WAY DON'T FORGET THE MAGMA *pulls lever and magma starts to flood room* HEY THATS FOR THE NOBLES YOU IDIOTS.
Now really, how are you gonna get rid of the SoFs after they kill the gobbos? Harsh language?

This is why you fail. I use harsh language every time. Those SoFs have a really low self esteem, and you try axes and bolts. That only makes them angry. Build some wooden couches and set dwarves to psychotherapy labour, or else assign a military dwarf to use bad words (equip two, they have a high chance to stick). Works a charm.
Logged
Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

SomGuye

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HFS and Siege at same time
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2009, 05:52:14 pm »
Ohhhhh, cruel Armok.
SoF's can FLY.
Logged
Quote from: Hyndis on July 09, 2009, 04:48:25 pm
People burning, booze exploding, the fort is on fire, the countryside has turned to ash.  Its business as usual.

yaklin

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HFS and Siege at same time
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2009, 06:41:38 pm »
Quote from: SomGuye on July 15, 2009, 05:52:14 pm
Ohhhhh, cruel Armok.
SoF's can FLY.
O_O
Logged

twwolfe

  • Bay Watcher
  • Likes ponies for their cuteness
    • View Profile
Re: HFS and Siege at same time
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2009, 07:12:17 pm »
Quote from: SomGuye on July 15, 2009, 05:52:14 pm
Ohhhhh, cruel Armok.
SoF's can FLY.

and let me guess.

there are no archers in the goblin siege force?
Logged
Quote from: Cotes on March 11, 2011, 02:02:55 pm
There are dwarves that are nothing but useless sacrifices - Miners are not one of them.

Sordid

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HFS and Siege at same time
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2009, 07:30:37 pm »
Quote from: yaklin on July 15, 2009, 06:41:38 pm
Quote from: SomGuye on July 15, 2009, 05:52:14 pm
Ohhhhh, cruel Armok.
SoF's can FLY.

O_O

What. :-\ That a mod, or is that in vanilla?
Logged

SomGuye

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: HFS and Siege at same time
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2009, 07:33:12 pm »
Quote from: twwolfe on July 15, 2009, 07:12:17 pm
Quote from: SomGuye on July 15, 2009, 05:52:14 pm
Ohhhhh, cruel Armok.
SoF's can FLY.

and let me guess.

there are no archers in the goblin siege force?

Nope.  But that is not the problem, the Gobbos decided to clear out after they lost 5 to my "spikes 'o' doom" and then lost 2 to the SoFs.  They did manage to kill an SoF, so I was impressed.

Now I have SoFs loose in the countryside, the entire fortress is in a foul mood, the entire military has gone to the Department of Dwarven Veteran's Affairs or gone Section 8.  The children are going berserker.  The SoFs got my King and Mayor along with a good 20 civilians along with the original 20+ Military (mostly champions).

So, business as usual.
Quote from: Sordid on July 15, 2009, 07:30:37 pm
Quote from: yaklin on July 15, 2009, 06:41:38 pm
Quote from: SomGuye on July 15, 2009, 05:52:14 pm
Ohhhhh, cruel Armok.
SoF's can FLY.

O_O

What. :-\ That a mod, or is that in vanilla?
Vanilla aside from Tile Set
Logged
Quote from: Hyndis on July 09, 2009, 04:48:25 pm
People burning, booze exploding, the fort is on fire, the countryside has turned to ash.  Its business as usual.
Pages: [1] 2 3
« previous next »