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The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« on: July 15, 2009, 05:06:45 pm »

The old thread was in Various Nonsense, so let's begin anew! What would you do if zombies invaded?
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Re: The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2009, 05:29:50 pm »

>Find high ground
>Build fortifications
>Hide scent
>Recruit
>While pillaging
>Build solar panels and Thermoelectric devices to get electricity from the light and heat of the sun.
>Build ten thousand Tesla coils around the perimiter of my land.
>Farm with recruits
>Profit

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Re: The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2009, 05:31:17 pm »

Climb something.
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Re: The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2009, 08:11:57 pm »

In all likelihood, attempt fleeing and get ambushed and eaten. As would all of us, really, don't kid yourself.
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Re: The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2009, 08:13:03 pm »

Smoke ALOT.
Infect myself.
Shoot long tongue and choke people.
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Re: The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2009, 08:15:01 pm »

Make a tank out of a bulldozer and run zombies down.
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Re: The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2009, 08:16:02 pm »

I'd probably just shoot zombies till I had one bullet left, then shoot myself.
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Re: The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2009, 08:16:14 pm »

 Douse the entire surrounding area with flammable liquids. Get atop a large concrete structure. Dump everything flammable into a barricade on the ground floor. Get a lighter.

 Then just wait for the zombies to come.
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Re: The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2009, 08:31:55 pm »

Laugh at you losers on the mainland.
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Re: The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2009, 08:34:48 pm »

Get to roof. Snipe with R700. Drive to fleet farm. Get more bullets. Drive to airbase. Leave.
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Re: The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2009, 08:36:12 pm »

Leave to whur?
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Re: The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2009, 08:40:48 pm »

Smoke ALOT.
Infect myself.
Shoot long tongue and choke people.
Hah! I'd pump myself full of steroids and go on a rampage, deliberately throwing cars in front of doorways.
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Re: The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2009, 08:42:57 pm »

Light self on fire.

Run into zombie mob.
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Re: The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2009, 08:57:08 pm »

Leave to whur?
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Heh heh heh

Zombies = Little threat to anyone with a rifle and a roof.
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Re: The Bay 12 Games Zombie Survival Guide
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2009, 09:11:10 pm »

On Topic:
What is best CC weapons against zombies?
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