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Author Topic: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?  (Read 37750 times)

Lord Dakoth

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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2009, 01:04:59 am »

Plus, who in their right mind type in "how to genocide child and babies" unless they were a dwarf fortress player?

I could count on one hand the number of DF players that are still "in their right minds." AND I AM MISSING TWO FINGERS, DAMMIT!
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #46 on: July 29, 2009, 04:16:47 am »

Plus, who in their right mind type in "how to genocide child and babies" unless they were a dwarf fortress player?

Can you send me a link to that thread? Sounds like excellant bathroom reading material.  :)

That's your problem right thar :p

Seriously though, someone needs to tally up all the genocide threads. We've had elves, babies, unicorns, elephants, carp, mermaids, goblins, etc.

Don't forget that the mermaid one was about how to capture and cage mermaids and force them to breed so you could air-drown their babies by the hundreds and get their valuable bones.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #47 on: July 29, 2009, 04:21:55 am »

Plus, who in their right mind type in "how to genocide child and babies" unless they were a dwarf fortress player?

Can you send me a link to that thread? Sounds like excellant bathroom reading material.  :)

That's your problem right thar :p

Seriously though, someone needs to tally up all the genocide threads. We've had elves, babies, unicorns, elephants, carp, mermaids, goblins, etc.

Don't forget that the mermaid one was about how to capture and cage mermaids and force them to breed so you could air-drown their babies by the hundreds and get their valuable bones.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #48 on: July 29, 2009, 05:04:40 am »

Plus, who in their right mind type in "how to genocide child and babies" unless they were a dwarf fortress player?

Can you send me a link to that thread? Sounds like excellant bathroom reading material.  :)

That's your problem right thar :p

Seriously though, someone needs to tally up all the genocide threads. We've had elves, babies, unicorns, elephants, carp, mermaids, goblins, etc.

Don't forget that the mermaid one was about how to capture and cage mermaids and force them to breed so you could air-drown their babies by the hundreds and get their valuable bones.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #49 on: July 29, 2009, 06:25:40 am »

Oops, apparently my text didn't come out right. Hmm. Oh well, what I meant to ask was if someone could send me a link to that thread because it sounds like it will make me laugh.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #50 on: July 29, 2009, 06:37:45 am »

http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=25967.0

Search is your friend, third entry on the list when searching mermaids in this forum  ;)
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #51 on: July 29, 2009, 06:55:27 am »

http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=25967.0

Search is your friend, third entry on the list when searching mermaids in this forum  ;)
Read it all.

As is asked on the last page, did it work? If so which method works best? I would ask in the tread but I don't know how you guys feel about threadliching, so count that last question as also being about techniques for turning babies back into batter.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #52 on: July 29, 2009, 07:35:15 am »

http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=25967.0

Search is your friend, third entry on the list when searching mermaids in this forum  ;)
Read it all.

As is asked on the last page, did it work? If so which method works best? I would ask in the tread but I don't know how you guys feel about threadliching, so count that last question as also being about techniques for turning babies back into batter.

I asked for you. I'm just that brazen.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #53 on: July 29, 2009, 08:42:20 am »

Without even checking the thread: I would make a small pool with two sections separated by a door. I'd put a bridge that lifted at the bottom. When I wanted to kill mermaids I'd fiddle with the door till the desired number was in the bridge side, and then make it lift. It would catapultate them out of the water, and kill them.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #54 on: July 29, 2009, 08:50:49 am »

Without even checking the thread: I would make a small pool with two sections separated by a door. I'd put a bridge that lifted at the bottom. When I wanted to kill mermaids I'd fiddle with the door till the desired number was in the bridge side, and then make it lift. It would catapultate them out of the water, and kill them.

The point of the thread was to have a large breeding stock of mermaids and a constant supply of mermaid bone, not to kill a random one or two which wander into a pool.

The main problem was how to get the babied out of the chamber to drown them while leaving the mothers alive.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #55 on: July 29, 2009, 12:34:55 pm »

Would it be possible to chain the mothers up and put 1 or 2 males in the center of a circle of females and every once in a while, open up an evaporation chamber that would draw in and air drown the babies while the merpeoples stay chained up?
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #56 on: July 29, 2009, 01:08:45 pm »

The best way to kill all babies and children... It's came to me...

Kill them at their source!

KILL THE WOMEN!!!

Dwarven Men Need only Alcohol And ROCK!  ;D
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Lord Dakoth

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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #57 on: July 29, 2009, 05:36:25 pm »

The best way to kill all babies and children... It's came to me...

Kill them at their source!

KILL THE WOMEN!!!

Dwarven Men Need only Alcohol And ROCK!  ;D

omfg, I laughed so hard. For like 10 minutes.

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So now you're going to have a fortress with only male dwarves? Next thing you know, they will all cancel their jobs to attend a massive, drunken, umm, "party."
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #58 on: July 29, 2009, 10:02:12 pm »

The best way to kill all babies and children... It's came to me...

Kill them at their source!

KILL THE WOMEN!!!

Dwarven Men Need only Alcohol And ROCK!  ;D

omfg, I laughed so hard. For like 10 minutes.

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EDIT:
So now you're going to have a fortress with only male dwarves? Next thing you know, they will all cancel their jobs to attend a massive, drunken, umm, "party."

"OH Urist McFuzziwuzzle, your stalagmite is as hard as granite."
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #59 on: July 30, 2009, 07:52:14 am »

The best way to kill all babies and children... It's came to me...

Kill them at their source!

KILL THE WOMEN!!!

Dwarven Men Need only Alcohol And ROCK!  ;D

omfg, I laughed so hard. For like 10 minutes.

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EDIT:
So now you're going to have a fortress with only male dwarves? Next thing you know, they will all cancel their jobs to attend a massive, drunken, umm, "party."

"OH Urist McFuzziwuzzle, your stalagmite is as hard as granite."

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