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decius

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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2009, 11:20:17 am »
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TBH, I think that all dwarf fortress problem solving falls either on the "Rube Goldberg" method, or the "pharaonic" one.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2009, 11:23:45 am »
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"At the moment I have 10 children and 8 babies. How can I kill the damn things off? (my biggest problem is getting them into my facilities dedicated to the ..."

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Quote from: Praetyre on July 04, 2009, 02:36:38 am
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Just wondering if it would be possible (however unwise) to make demons a civilisation
I don't see any reason they couldn't be. What would happen if they breached the HFS?
Horrors! Annoying relatives in the deep!

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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2009, 04:06:45 am »
Quote from: LordBaxter on July 21, 2009, 11:23:45 am
Quote from: decius on July 21, 2009, 11:20:17 am
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"At the moment I have 10 children and 8 babies. How can I kill the damn things off? (my biggest problem is getting them into my facilities dedicated to the ..."

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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2009, 10:31:16 am »
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"At the moment I have 10 children and 8 babies. How can I kill the damn things off? (my biggest problem is getting them into my facilities dedicated to the ..."

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It'd be cool if unicorn refuse gives off rainbow miasma.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2009, 11:05:01 am »
Quote from: peekama on July 23, 2009, 10:31:16 am
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Quote from: LordBaxter on July 21, 2009, 11:23:45 am
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"At the moment I have 10 children and 8 babies. How can I kill the damn things off? (my biggest problem is getting them into my facilities dedicated to the ..."

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Quote from: Praetyre on July 04, 2009, 02:36:38 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 04, 2009, 02:42:33 am
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Just wondering if it would be possible (however unwise) to make demons a civilisation
I don't see any reason they couldn't be. What would happen if they breached the HFS?
Horrors! Annoying relatives in the deep!

Puck

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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2009, 11:08:33 am »
I almost said "C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER" but that would be another stupid meme.

And just to stop you guys bein all itchy.... listen this and relax:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RthZgszykLs
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2009, 11:11:34 pm »
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"At the moment I have 10 children and 8 babies. How can I kill the damn things off? (my biggest problem is getting them into my facilities dedicated to the ..."

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im making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #37 on: July 24, 2009, 04:15:11 am »
This needs to be in the DF hall of fame.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2009, 09:19:16 am »
Huh, looks like this thread no longer shows up on Google when searched.

Aww... :(

I get the feeling that Toady did this so as not to attract unwanted attention. Oh well, at least I still have the screenshot.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #39 on: July 24, 2009, 08:19:31 pm »
Forgive me. I'd just like to say this is the best thread title ever when divorced from context. Or even when not.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2009, 08:00:16 am »
Quote from: RavingManiac on July 24, 2009, 09:19:16 am
Huh, looks like this thread no longer shows up on Google when searched.

Aww... :(

That is incorrect! It's still there! :)

Plus, who in their right mind type in "how to genocide child and babies" unless they were a dwarf fortress player?
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #41 on: July 28, 2009, 08:20:56 am »
Quote from: ChazzyBurger on July 28, 2009, 08:00:16 am
Plus, who in their right mind type in "how to genocide child and babies" unless they were a dwarf fortress player?

That's your problem right thar :p

Seriously though, someone needs to tally up all the genocide threads. We've had elves, babies, unicorns, elephants, carp, mermaids, goblins, etc.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2009, 07:00:06 pm »
Quote from: Osmosis Jones on July 28, 2009, 08:20:56 am
Quote from: ChazzyBurger on July 28, 2009, 08:00:16 am
Plus, who in their right mind type in "how to genocide child and babies" unless they were a dwarf fortress player?

That's your problem right thar :p

Seriously though, someone needs to tally up all the genocide threads. We've had elves, babies, unicorns, elephants, carp, mermaids, goblins, etc.

Don't forget that the mermaid one was about how to capture and cage mermaids and force them to breed so you could air-drown their babies by the hundreds and get their valuable bones.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #43 on: July 28, 2009, 08:12:54 pm »
I participated in that thread.
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Re: Need input: how to genocide babies and children?
« Reply #44 on: July 28, 2009, 09:36:13 pm »
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I participated in that thread.
It was a good thread
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