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Author Topic: Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!  (Read 19479 times)

Emperor_Jonathan

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Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!
« on: July 15, 2009, 05:22:43 am »

So here I am, starting a Pirates! LP. Anyway:
Starting Difficulty: Adventurer
Skill: Wit/Charm
Starting Date: 1640.



Hello there. I am Ozymandias, most likely you've heard of chapters of my stories, perhaps scraps of it. Know this, I am Ozymandias, King of Kings, God of Caves, Chosen of Armok, Wizard. Now it is my turn to tell a story, a story of how I gained my latest title. King of Pirates.

I gained this title not in my first incarnation, where I became a God and the Chosen. No. I gained this some many years, many many millennium into the future. I was born to some family, they do not matter, I was a normal child in my first years, for then I did not know my destiny. Sometime later, when I was in my teenage years, 13 or 14, I had a peculiar dream. In it Armok appeared to me...



On top of some sort of platform I was, surrounded by a red mis I could not penetrate. The red, metallic floor fest incredibly smooth. In front of me was a throne, on it a black, humanoid mass. It said to me:

"I am Armok boy. For eons you were my chosen, for each of your incarnations you have served me. Going back to your earliest, when the vicious elves and sturdy Dwarves walked the earth. There you raided and pillaged in my name, you forged a great empire as the God of Caves...

But lets focus on the now. You, are Ozymandias, worthy of everything. Your destiny this millennia is to raid and pillage like times of yore."

This was when I woke up, renewed by a sense of purpose I trained myself, in sword fighting and all manner of things. My tongue becamse as sharp as my sword, I learnt sailing and captaining in a small fishing fleet. Finally I was 18, ready to please Armok. I went to the local tavern, they were signing people up for service. The year was 1640, a time for war, a war for profit. I went unto the bartender, looking for passage. Apparently I had to sign things. Thus I did.
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The man led me to a small group of tables, sitting at them were recruiters for various ships. There was exactly four recruiters. One for each major power in the carribean: The Spanish, The English, The Dutch, and The French....
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Which should I pick?
« Last Edit: July 15, 2009, 05:30:58 am by Emperor_Jonathan »
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Re: Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2009, 05:25:18 am »

The french!  :D
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Re: Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2009, 05:28:12 am »

Let's go with merry ol' England. We control the main continent, OOOOOOH!
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Re: Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2009, 05:29:36 am »

Du Anglais!

HEIL THE BRITANNIA EMPIRE

SAVE THE KING!
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Re: Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2009, 05:41:12 am »

I'll start when one option hits five (if I'm awake).
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Re: Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2009, 05:43:20 am »

Wow, that was fast.
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Re: Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2009, 06:07:49 am »

Okay. English it is!
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Re: Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2009, 06:43:45 am »

... I chose to sign with the English, I don't know why, I just had to.

The man said to me he would be setting sail at dawn tomorrow, he told me to be there. I was. It was a fraught crossing, filled with cruelty and terror, this man was a bad captain, he pushed us to the limit. I chose to obey him at first, for one must know how to follow before he can lead. The final straw came when he kicked me over...
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... The Bastard. I had enough, making me do menial tasks was one thing, assaulting the King of Kings was another. The crew and I mutinied against the bastard, we prevailed and threw the barbarian overboard. We were our own, we were free. We continued towards our destination...
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... St Kitts. The Wealthy English Capital in this Caribbean. We went into port, expecting arrest and hanging. On charges of being a traitor and mutineering. We were prepared to fight... None came. I went to the governors mansion, to sort this mess out. At the tip of a sword if I had too...
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... Interestingly he gave me a letter of marque instead, to plunder the enemies of England, the plunder Englands enemies merchants and military free of prosecution*. Well, mostly free from prosecution. I walked out of the mansion, thinking about my fortunes. Here I am, a free man. Captain of a ship... A sloop named 'Revenge', I noted to myself to change the name. I had 100 gold in my pocket, and the world was my oyster. I sign of Armok, no doubt he had a hand in this. I decided to go to the Tavern first, mayhap to recruit more people into my world, soon, into my religion. To worship me as a god.

I found 34 men to join my crew of 40, I now had 74. In the tavern were other people, I stuck up a conversation with them. One man offered a three-stringed fiddle, for 2400 gold no less! I told him to go fuck himself. I chatted up a barmaid, hoping to sate my needs. All I got was the information that a skilled sailmaker was on some french ship, a sloop named 'La Marin Chanceux'...
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... I talked with the bartender, hoping for some good information. He told me I can get Bronze Cannons in St. Eustatius...

Fuck him too.

I left, disgusted. I momentarily thought of going to the local merchant, mayhap buying supplies. I laughed that thought off, I would be selling supplies, not buying them. I went to the shipyard, he offered to sell to me fine-grained powder for my ship. However it cost 500 gold, too much. He also told me my ship was equipped with grape and chain shot, as well as the normal round shot. After this I decided to set sail, to leave and....



*Englands enemies are the Spanish and the Dutch.



Now:

We need a new name for the ship, we also need our next action.

Should we:
Gain that Sail Maker?
Prey on the Dutch?
Prey on the Spanish?
Fuck 'em all and prey on all ships that cross your path, Armok help them?
« Last Edit: July 15, 2009, 06:45:39 am by Emperor_Jonathan »
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Re: Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2009, 06:47:36 am »

We need that sail maker!
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Re: Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2009, 06:54:46 am »

These are our sails and flags btw:



What you cannot see is on the mainsail is the southern cross, but with blue stars.
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Re: Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2009, 11:29:14 am »

Name the ship "murdered".
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Re: Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2009, 11:51:29 am »

I'M ON A BOAT!

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Do that.
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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2009, 12:02:35 pm »

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Fuck 'em all and prey on all ships that cross your path, Armok help them?


Do that.
After getting the sail maker.
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Re: Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2009, 03:58:10 pm »

We should kill all Dutch and French ships on the way to the ship with the sail maker.

Edit: Excuse my short attention span.  I meant the Spanish instead of the French
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Re: Lets Play! Sid Meier's Pirates!
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2009, 04:10:16 pm »

Dutch and Spanish would be better.

Frenchies are our friends!
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