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Author Topic: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice  (Read 5841 times)

Aqizzar

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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #45 on: July 15, 2009, 10:39:58 am »

That ought to take some of the wind out of the Furries' sails.  Next we need to ban the depiction of animal-human hybrids in any media.

Oh, who will stand up for the rights of Spiderman, Teen Wolf, the Penguin, Talespin, most of Greek mythology, and the Carebears?  What have our laws wrought?  I ask you sir, safety at what price?
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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #46 on: July 15, 2009, 10:53:26 am »

Gotta love security theaters! Fixing problems that never existed to make everyone happy!
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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #47 on: July 15, 2009, 10:53:44 am »

The carebears aren't animal-human hybrids, they're a separate species of bear that talks and walks on two legs.
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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #48 on: July 15, 2009, 11:25:06 am »

That ought to take some of the wind out of the Furries' sails.  Next we need to ban the depiction of animal-human hybrids in any media.

Oh, who will stand up for the rights of Spiderman, Teen Wolf, the Penguin, Talespin, most of Greek mythology, and the Carebears?  What have our laws wrought?  I ask you sir, safety at what price?

 More than that will get wrecked! Like Indian mythology, Japan, several more Marvel and DC heroes, several Asian countries mythology, Christianity, lots of games, books, and movies, mascots for companies, several TV shows, The Internet, etc.

Games Life as we know it will cease to exist!
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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #49 on: July 15, 2009, 11:29:51 am »

That ought to take some of the wind out of the Furries' sails.  Next we need to ban the depiction of animal-human hybrids in any media.

Oh, who will stand up for the rights of Spiderman, Teen Wolf, the Penguin, Talespin, most of Greek mythology, and the Carebears?  What have our laws wrought?  I ask you sir, safety at what price?

 More than that will get wrecked! Like Indian mythology, Japan, several more Marvel and DC heroes, several Asian countries mythology, Christianity, lots of games, books, and movies, mascots for companies, several TV shows, The Internet, etc.

Games Life as we know it will cease to exist!


That almost makes it worth it...
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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #50 on: July 15, 2009, 08:38:34 pm »

The concept of this law is crazy. Genetic engineering has already "challenged the very definition of what it means to be [a dog] and is a violation of [canine] dignity and a grave injustice." Why are humans more valuable than other animals? The only reasons I've ever heard were either religiously-based or extremely vague.

More than that will get wrecked! Like Indian mythology, Japan, several more Marvel and DC heroes, several Asian countries mythology, Christianity, lots of games, books, and movies, mascots for companies, several TV shows, The Internet, etc.

Games Life as we know it will cease to exist!


That almost makes it worth it...

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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #51 on: July 15, 2009, 08:57:19 pm »

Isn't the loss of a little bit of culture worth it when our foe is the FURREEZ?
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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #52 on: July 15, 2009, 09:45:48 pm »

The carebears aren't animal-human hybrids, they're a separate species of bear that talks and walks on two legs.

Neither is true. They are sinister undead, given false life by binding forbidden necromantic energies to adorable stuffed bears. And they eat souls.

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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #53 on: July 16, 2009, 03:20:01 am »

Isn't the loss of a little bit of culture worth it when our foe is the FURREEZ?
It may start as a 'little culture', but then groups start pushing their own crusades, and then it'll be a lot of culture. soon it would be all culture, and then free thinking will be next. in the end the human race would be slaves to their government masters.
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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #54 on: July 16, 2009, 03:55:50 am »

First they came for the furries, and I did not speak out, for I was not a furry.

Then they came for the centaurs, and I did not speak out, for I was not a centaur.

Then they came for the Spidermen, and I did not speak out, for I was not a Spiderman.

Then they came for the transhumanists, and I did not speak out, for I was not a transhumanist.

And then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out.
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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #55 on: July 16, 2009, 04:21:25 am »

How (touching/inspiring/tragic) Aqizzar!

Circle the correct one.
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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #56 on: July 16, 2009, 07:59:54 am »

First they came for the furries, and I did not speak out, for I was not a furry.

Then they came for the centaurs, and I did not speak out, for I was not a centaur.

Then they came for the Spidermen, and I did not speak out, for I was not a Spiderman.

Then they came for the transhumanists, and I did not speak out, for I was not a transhumanist.

And then they came for me, but I was normal, so they left me alone.

Fixed.
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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #57 on: July 16, 2009, 08:48:00 am »

Actually, Aqizzar made a pretty good point.
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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #58 on: July 16, 2009, 08:58:31 am »

Actually, Aqizzar made a pretty good point.

Sort of.  I'm going to Hell for appropriating that.
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Re: Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS) Puts Furries On Notice
« Reply #59 on: July 16, 2009, 09:29:03 am »

awww dammit!

i was going to call you out on that...
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