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Author Topic: Dead Whale Explosion  (Read 8059 times)

DJ

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Re: Dead Whale Explosion
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2009, 05:43:08 am »
Isn't nuking whales standard procedure?
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Re: Dead Whale Explosion
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2009, 05:47:55 am »
Quote from: DJ on July 15, 2009, 05:43:08 am
Isn't nuking whales standard procedure?

How would it ever become standard procedure?
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Re: Dead Whale Explosion
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2009, 06:27:08 am »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on July 15, 2009, 01:21:13 am
Any mound of sand that close to the surf would quickly erode away to reveal the whale. If they made it away, they would just use that movement device to dump it into the ocean. If they dig a pit next to it and dump the whale in, the fumes of decomposition would still get out. Might as well just leave it out.

Well, if you watch the video again, they did bury it in the sand as plan B


Quote from: chaoticjosh on July 15, 2009, 05:47:55 am
Quote from: DJ on July 15, 2009, 05:43:08 am
Isn't nuking whales standard procedure?

How would it ever become standard procedure?

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« Last Edit: July 17, 2009, 10:23:50 pm by Christes »
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ToonyMan

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Re: Dead Whale Explosion
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2009, 06:42:56 am »
Ergh!  What are the townsfolk thinking!?  They could just eat it!  Removing two problems:

1. The Whale
2. Their Hungry

but it might add a third problem...

3. Death
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Re: Dead Whale Explosion
« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2009, 07:35:41 am »
Quote from: IndonesiaWarMinister on July 15, 2009, 01:31:06 am
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Re: Dead Whale Explosion
« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2009, 08:46:03 am »
Quote from: chaoticjosh on July 15, 2009, 05:47:55 am
Quote from: DJ on July 15, 2009, 05:43:08 am
Isn't nuking whales standard procedure?

How would it ever become standard procedure?

You gotta nuke something...
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MrGimp

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Re: Dead Whale Explosion
« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2009, 08:47:48 am »
Quote from: Armok on July 15, 2009, 07:35:41 am
Quote from: IndonesiaWarMinister on July 15, 2009, 01:31:06 am
DF Players : Finding the optimal FUN solution to problems that has already solved 39 years ago!
this.

Yeah it was a long time ago...but you can understand that once I saw this I had to post it here!   ;D

An exploding whale is a gift that keeps on giving.
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Re: Dead Whale Explosion
« Reply #37 on: July 17, 2009, 08:21:42 pm »
Quote from: Rashilul on July 15, 2009, 01:02:10 am
At least it didn't explode by itself like that other whale *shudder*
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Duke 2.0

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Re: Dead Whale Explosion
« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2009, 10:13:24 pm »
Quote from: Sizik on July 17, 2009, 08:21:42 pm
Quote from: Rashilul on July 15, 2009, 01:02:10 am
At least it didn't explode by itself like that other whale *shudder*
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Remember folks, dead things make gasses. Gasses expand to fill whatever container they are in. If the container cannot contain the expanding gasses, the container will rupture in an explosion.

 A slow explosion mind you, but still somewhat of an explosion. You just need a loose definition of 'rapid.'
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Re: Dead Whale Explosion
« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2009, 10:22:23 pm »
Woah, that scooter thing had bad diarrhea.
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Re: Dead Whale Explosion
« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2009, 01:44:06 am »
Quote from: Strife26 on July 15, 2009, 12:51:58 am
Explosives are ALWAYS a rational idea.

Explosives are not always a rational idea.  They are always an awesome one, however.
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Re: Dead Whale Explosion
« Reply #41 on: July 18, 2009, 01:49:44 am »
They should have used more explosives.
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Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: Dead Whale Explosion
« Reply #42 on: July 19, 2009, 05:28:31 am »
Quote from: Christes on July 14, 2009, 07:25:04 pm
Not the undead ones, silly.

Seriously, though, do whales drown if stuck out of water?

They actually die because they just can't breathe. They're generally far to big to survive on land. They are literally crushed beneath their own weight. Remember that they're used to being supported by water, in effect, almost weightless.
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JoshuaFH

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« Reply #43 on: July 19, 2009, 05:33:46 am »
Anyone ever see that whale hunting show? Where the crazy protesters harass legitimate japanese whale hunters?
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Maggarg - Eater of chicke

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Re: Dead Whale Explosion
« Reply #44 on: July 19, 2009, 06:00:29 am »
The whale would have exploded eventually anyway.
Things bloat with gas as they rot, right? Whales are pretty elastic, and there's a lot of guts to rot.
Sometimes, if a dead whale is found a few days after it died, it's already swollen up to bursting point.
Then they go boom.
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