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There's a horse on my yard...?
« on: July 14, 2009, 04:49:14 am »
so woke up this morning... There's a horse in my yard...  it ate my garden...

any ideas what i should do with it?


and more importantly... what the hell???  ???
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Re: There's a horse on my yard...?
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2009, 04:51:55 am »
Pictures, please. I don't believe you. :(
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Re: There's a horse on my yard...?
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2009, 04:54:36 am »


Name it MrEd and use it as a portable shipping box.  It obviously wants to get a head start harvesting your garden!
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Re: There's a horse on my yard...?
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2009, 05:02:24 am »
i'd give you pics, hold on ill try to find my digital camera
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Re: There's a horse on my yard...?
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2009, 05:10:42 am »
Does it have a halter? Your best bet would be to tie it up for now and notify the police as its probably someone elses that got out of its pasture.

If its 'timid' offer it an apple, they love those. Hold the apple in your palm facing up otherwise it might bite your hand a bit. If your in a somewhat rural area its probably broke, thus tame so I wouldn't be to worried about approaching, they are generally gentle creatures.

We have 4 here, all just big kittens really.
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Re: There's a horse on my yard...?
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2009, 05:27:03 am »
Dang... i'd post pictures but Tinypic isn't agreeing with me

Also, thanks for the advice Rilder, my mother has attempted to tie it up but it bites her when she tries, and now it's apperantly wandered into the woods behind my house, and the police didn't do anything, they just drove up, then away...
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Re: There's a horse on my yard...?
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2009, 05:30:36 am »
Do onto it as you would onto kittens. (Kill it and eat it)
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Re: There's a horse on my yard...?
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2009, 05:36:16 am »
alright, after 15 minutes the pic finally uploaded
we're just going to keep it chained up until someone claims it...

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Re: There's a horse on my yard...?
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2009, 05:50:12 am »
>Ride horse like mechanical bull.
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Re: There's a horse on my yard...?
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2009, 06:39:16 am »
Wait a sec  that's my horse?!
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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2009, 06:39:58 am »
Call the council, the police have better things to do than look after runaway horses.

I've had that "oh there's a horse in my garden" thing once or twice. usually means that someone forgot to shut the gate.
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Re: There's a horse on my yard...?
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2009, 06:40:55 am »
Quote from: sneakey pete on July 14, 2009, 06:39:58 am
Call the council, the police have better things to do than look after runaway horses.

Around here they help all the time with that sort of stuff.

Probably best bet would be to have him in view of the road so someone looking could spot him easy.
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Re: There's a horse on my yard...?
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2009, 07:44:10 am »
feh, little bugger broke the rope, ran away, well then no more horse in my yard now, but he did steal my rope little bugger... ah well, problem solved...


to some extent...
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Re: There's a horse on my yard...?
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2009, 10:25:13 am »
That's nothing. I live in the suburbs and a few weeks ago about five cows were wandering through the neighborhood.
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Re: There's a horse on my yard...?
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2009, 10:27:46 am »
hehehe cows
Quote from: Ampersand on July 14, 2009, 10:25:13 am
That's nothing. I live in the suburbs and a few weeks ago about five cows were wandering through the neighborhood.

but seriously it isn't a contest
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