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JoshuaFH

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Engrish
« on: July 13, 2009, 01:34:31 am »

I found this website, detailing all the funny Engrish that is perpetrated by the Japanese and such.

http://www.engrish.com/

Some of my favorites:





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Re: Engrish
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2009, 01:41:34 am »

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Kagus

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2009, 01:50:05 am »

Damn you, you made me go back to that site.  Now my eyes are watering and my stomach hurts. 

I hope you're happy.

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2009, 01:54:01 am »

Korean kitchen Knife



"keep out of Children"

Heron TSG

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2009, 01:57:04 am »

On a disabled access port-a-potty -
 
"bad bathroom"
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2009, 01:58:27 am »

I haven't been on there in years. I forgot how abominable some of those are.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2009, 02:06:41 am »


« Last Edit: July 13, 2009, 02:14:47 am by Captain Hat »
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2009, 03:25:36 am »



The customer is always assimilated, resistance is futile.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2009, 03:40:47 am »

Section of sign is cheerful.

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2009, 03:50:37 am »

Reverse Engrish

http://www.hanzismatter.com/

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Hi, I'm called David Lopez.

I'm from Barcelona and I would like to know that it means a tattoo that I did to myself years ago.
I believe that it is Chinese and though I did it for aesthetics, now I am afraid of taking a meaning that I don't want.

My girlfriend and I would have a lot of interest to know the real meaning of my tattoo.

Thank you very much in advance. You will be of great help!

David

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Meaning:
賈 means "buy/trade", 路 means "road, path", 卡 means "card".

賈路卡 sounds like a type of prepaid card that allows its owner to access public transportation.
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Enzo

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2009, 04:04:08 am »

Ah yes, I've had a few good laughs over that site.
And Ampersand, I've heard that happens a lot with the trendy asian lettering tats. People always think they're getting Dragon or Wind or something but the tattoo artist just chooses the coolest looking characters and it spells...something random.
Reminds me of this shirt, except the shirt is doing it right.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2009, 04:36:16 am »

 :D This is great...




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Re: Engrish
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2009, 05:35:47 am »

I don't need a site. I'm teaching in Korea. Everyday day is Engrish day!
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2009, 05:40:22 am »

It just seriously makes me cringe.

"DOES NOBODY IN THOSE COUNTRIES SPEAK ENGLISH?!"
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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2009, 05:45:26 am »

It just seriously makes me cringe.

"DOES NOBODY IN THOSE COUNTRIES SPEAK ENGLISH?!"

Oh, they do.
But the combination of: NO L,

R ONLY

FINAL DESTINATION


And their NO WE DON'T USE LATIN CHARACTERS WHEN WE SPEAKING ENGRISH.

MEans... Well...
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