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Yanlin

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2009, 05:51:34 am »
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Sowelu

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2009, 03:17:34 pm »
"Froating" is an in-joke amongst my housemates...
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Some things were made for one thing, for me / that one thing is the sea~
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2009, 03:36:28 pm »
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Muz

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2009, 12:54:07 am »
http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order/
Slightly NSFW, because of language. Not Safe for English Teachers either.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2009, 01:01:51 am »
Quote from: Muz on July 14, 2009, 12:54:07 am
http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order/
Slightly NSFW, because of language. Not Safe for English Teachers either.
Its completely safe for work...

That is unless you work on a ranch yipes!
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2009, 01:12:59 am »
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2009, 01:15:08 am »
Quote from: IndonesiaWarMinister on July 14, 2009, 01:12:59 am
Quote from: ToonyMan on July 13, 2009, 03:36:28 pm
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I don't see a problem here.

Push & Pull
Right but it has nothing to do with engrish. Push and Pull are both written correctly.
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Jakkarra

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2009, 01:17:11 am »
indeed.

anyway, it must be a sliding door.

or one that goes both ways.
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2009, 01:58:09 am »
Nothing beats the woman with the japanese tramp-stamp reading "Crazy Diarrhea"
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2009, 12:28:54 pm »
Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on July 13, 2009, 04:36:16 am


Japanese Manager - "What is this?  FRESH salad?  You fool!  The round eyes laugh at us when we speak their language for putting R's in our words where L's should be!  That word is FLESH!  I have seen it before when I go to strip joints that also serve the American soldiers that have been stationed here for sixty fucking years.  I will not be raughed at by the geijin!"

Japanese Stockboy - "Yes sir!  I will change it right away sir!"
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Thus ends the official written history of the fortress known as Boatmurdered. May their tortured souls rest in peace.

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2009, 12:40:46 pm »
That must be what zombies eat on a diet.
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Kagus

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2009, 03:03:12 pm »
And vegetarian vampires...
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Re: Engrish
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2009, 11:54:11 pm »


I learned something new today!
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A creature the size of europe can occupy only one tile.

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Re: Engrish
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2009, 12:31:03 am »
Sign in a closet in a German hotel:

Please hang yourself here.

Sign at the lobby in a French hotel:

Please leave your values at the front door.

Sign at a bridge in Japan:

Cars may not have intercourse on this bridge.
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« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2009, 04:41:25 pm »
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