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Wh1tefang12

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I recruited a child
« on: July 12, 2009, 02:54:40 pm »
In civ forge i went to a town and saw a prisoner, i recruited him to find he was a child. has anyone else done this?
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Tradanbattlan

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Re: I recruited a child
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2009, 04:15:49 pm »
Yes.
I currently have 12 child followers
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Mad Larks

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Re: I recruited a child
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2009, 09:32:26 pm »
I do this often.

How else do you expect me to stop arrows and bolts?
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Re: I recruited a child
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2009, 10:09:14 pm »
I went to a bunch of goblin fortress that had been taken over by the humans and attacked. When I left the 5th one (after killing all the humans) I had rescued ~30 children. What kind of parents are the humans......
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Re: I recruited a child
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2009, 12:03:32 am »
Yeah they put children in the game so mj could play it.
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Re: I recruited a child
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2009, 05:41:21 am »
Oh no he didn't  ::)
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Re: I recruited a child
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2009, 07:20:38 am »
Too soon?
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Meanmelter

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Re: I recruited a child
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2009, 08:46:49 am »
isnt it possible to sever the chiildrens arm and beat him with it when he doesnt block you from a creature?


its like capital punsihment
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Re: I recruited a child
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2009, 12:35:50 pm »
Quote from: Meanmelter on July 13, 2009, 08:46:49 am
isnt it possible to sever the chiildrens arm and beat him with it when he doesnt block you from a creature?


its like capital punsihment
Personally I just break both of their legs and then leave them in the middle of the woods. I've actually had one somehow find me again, though he was strangely missing several fingers and an eye. I found out later that he had been savaged by a mountain lion but some how got away. He got smacked into a magma pool later and I actually got the message "so and so, human child, punches fire imp" before he died of the heat.

one little hard ass kid.
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Meanmelter

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Re: I recruited a child
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2009, 12:43:31 pm »
Quote from: piecewise on July 13, 2009, 12:35:50 pm
Quote from: Meanmelter on July 13, 2009, 08:46:49 am
isnt it possible to sever the chiildrens arm and beat him with it when he doesnt block you from a creature?


its like capital punsihment
Personally I just break both of their legs and then leave them in the middle of the woods. I've actually had one somehow find me again, though he was strangely missing several fingers and an eye. I found out later that he had been savaged by a mountain lion but some how got away. He got smacked into a magma pool later and I actually got the message "so and so, human child, punches fire imp" before he died of the heat.

one little hard ass kid.
wow,he RELLY loved you XD

looks like we have raping 7 year olds now
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Quote from: Gamerlord on July 14, 2011, 10:29:17 pm
huh. took a bunch of sleeping pills and slept in a pharmacist, wake up, i am now albino. 
Story of my life.

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Re: I recruited a child
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2009, 12:48:37 pm »
I simply love how if you break every single appendage in their body, they will hug you, love you and call you poppy/mommy, and will take a hit from a cyclops for you.
BUT DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP IF YOU EXPECT THEM TO HELP YOU IN GENOCIDE
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Re: I recruited a child
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2009, 01:01:21 pm »
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on July 13, 2009, 12:48:37 pm
I simply love how if you break every single appendage in their body, they will hug you, love you and call you poppy/mommy, and will take a hit from a cyclops for you.
BUT DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP IF YOU EXPECT THEM TO HELP YOU IN GENOCIDE
Its tough love.

Now bend over
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Meanmelter

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Re: I recruited a child
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2009, 01:22:40 pm »
Quote from: piecewise on July 13, 2009, 01:01:21 pm
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on July 13, 2009, 12:48:37 pm
I simply love how if you break every single appendage in their body, they will hug you, love you and call you poppy/mommy, and will take a hit from a cyclops for you.
BUT DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP IF YOU EXPECT THEM TO HELP YOU IN GENOCIDE
Its tough love.

Now bend over

well isnt that an account of congenial rape?
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Quote from: PrimusRibbus on July 14, 2011, 10:31:51 pm
Quote from: Gamerlord on July 14, 2011, 10:29:17 pm
huh. took a bunch of sleeping pills and slept in a pharmacist, wake up, i am now albino. 
Story of my life.

piecewise

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Re: I recruited a child
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2009, 02:23:33 pm »
Quote from: Meanmelter on July 13, 2009, 01:22:40 pm
Quote from: piecewise on July 13, 2009, 01:01:21 pm
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on July 13, 2009, 12:48:37 pm
I simply love how if you break every single appendage in their body, they will hug you, love you and call you poppy/mommy, and will take a hit from a cyclops for you.
BUT DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP IF YOU EXPECT THEM TO HELP YOU IN GENOCIDE
Its tough love.

Now bend over

well isnt that an account of congenial rape?

Its only rape if they're alive

so its only half rape

because they only live through half of it
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Meanmelter

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Re: I recruited a child
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2009, 02:39:04 pm »
Quote from: piecewise on July 13, 2009, 02:23:33 pm
Quote from: Meanmelter on July 13, 2009, 01:22:40 pm
Quote from: piecewise on July 13, 2009, 01:01:21 pm
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on July 13, 2009, 12:48:37 pm
I simply love how if you break every single appendage in their body, they will hug you, love you and call you poppy/mommy, and will take a hit from a cyclops for you.
BUT DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP IF YOU EXPECT THEM TO HELP YOU IN GENOCIDE
Its tough love.

Now bend over

well isnt that an account of congenial rape?

so its half-congenial rape

Its only rape if they're alive

so its only half rape

because they only live through half of it
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Quote from: PrimusRibbus on July 14, 2011, 10:31:51 pm
Quote from: Gamerlord on July 14, 2011, 10:29:17 pm
huh. took a bunch of sleeping pills and slept in a pharmacist, wake up, i am now albino. 
Story of my life.
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