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Re: Puke City
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2009, 08:53:25 am »
Quote from: Evil One on July 09, 2009, 08:45:34 am
Hmm... A catapult that launches vomit perhaps?
Or maybe vomit bolts for ballistae and crossbows?
better still they could make it so you could gather vomit in buckets and make it function as a liquid so you can truly show your absolute hatred for the elves by drowning them in a river of vomit.
vomit has proven to be quite a deadly projectile, so vomitbolts should work out well too.
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Quote from: eataTREE on June 17, 2011, 10:45:24 am
Dwarf Fortress: Where violent death is a renewable resource
Quote from: Guy Montag on April 16, 2009, 04:45:30 pm
Bro, your like... thinking like a square man... its like, the WHOLE lamprey is just like, one big NECK dude, you know? its like hahahaha! dude protect the trees though, seriously. *inhale*... anyways... you like, want this dead black bear, bro?

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Re: Puke City
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2009, 10:53:10 am »
Quote from: Vampire Penguin on July 08, 2009, 01:46:03 pm
Why is there a goblin in that 1x1 room?

the real question is what the lever in the room next to it does......
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Quote from: Delta Foxtrot on October 01, 2013, 04:05:19 am
You finish ripping the human corpse of Sigmund into pieces.
This raw flesh tastes delicious!

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Re: Puke City
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2009, 11:04:44 am »
Dwarf: Hel-Blargh!
Elf1: Aargh!!
Elf2: That's disgusting!
Dwarf: I'm so sorry! I hope this doesn't disturb our BLARGHHarrgghh!
Elf2: Oh jesus! This is the last time I trade with dwarves
Elf1: You said it! Wait! Is that burnt plump helmet chunks in there
Elf2: Indeed it is
Dwarf: ARRGGHablarghablargghhh
Elf1: SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST!
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Quote from: Skorpion on June 01, 2009, 08:41:19 pm
And you can't eat them, either, sadly. Even though it'd make sieges so much more fun; dwarves lining the walls, drooling and carrying sharp knives and forks, ready for the upcoming meals.

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Re: Puke City
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2009, 11:08:43 am »
I wonder if things like this will be a problem once diseases are introduced.
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Quote from: Deus Machina on May 22, 2011, 06:14:35 am
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Re: Puke City
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2009, 11:23:21 am »
Quote from: varkarrus on July 09, 2009, 11:04:44 am
Dwarf: Hel-Blargh!
Elf1: Aargh!!
Elf2: That's disgusting!
Dwarf: I'm so sorry! I hope this doesn't disturb our BLARGHHarrgghh!
Elf2: Oh jesus! This is the last time I trade with dwarves
Elf1: You said it! Wait! Is that burnt plump helmet chunks in there
Elf2: Indeed it is
Dwarf: ARRGGHablarghablargghhh
Elf1: SWEET MOTHER OF TREES!


fixed, lol :)
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Re: Puke City
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2009, 12:31:34 pm »
It's more than 1 goblin in there isn't it?

My guess given the walled in lever is that he's storing all the caged goblins in there and one day will unleash them on his fort.
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Re: Puke City
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2009, 03:01:25 pm »
Quote from: Slogo on July 09, 2009, 12:31:34 pm
It's more than 1 goblin in there isn't it?

My guess given the walled in lever is that he's storing all the caged goblins in there and one day will unleash them on his fort.

I'm almost positive that in the room with the goblins is a spike trap and that lever operates it.
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I understood nothing, contributed nothing, but still got to win, so good game everybody else.

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Re: Puke City
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2009, 07:21:05 pm »
And that is why I site my trade depots under cover.

Also so I can fill them with water. Hehe.
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The *large serrated steel disk* strikes the Raven in the head, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing apart the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The Raven has been knocked unconcious!

Elves do it in trees. Humans do it in wooden structures. Dwarves? Dwarves do it underground. With magma.

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Re: Puke City
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2009, 12:55:28 pm »
Vomit as a true liquid would be excellent, especially for those situations where you have a bunch of prisoners and want them to die in the worst way possible. I can however understand the rationale behind it (and blood) not being true liquids: Theoretically there shouldn't be enough of that to fill a whole tile.
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Re: Puke City
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2009, 01:17:14 pm »
Vomit (1/14)?
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« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2009, 02:58:46 pm »
Quote from: Lummox JR on July 10, 2009, 12:55:28 pm
Vomit as a true liquid would be excellent, especially for those situations where you have a bunch of prisoners and want them to die in the worst way possible. I can however understand the rationale behind it (and blood) not being true liquids: Theoretically there shouldn't be enough of that to fill a whole tile.
Ewwww that thought is disgusting.

I know its possible to hurl just by watching someone else do it, but do you think its possible just by reading about it?
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Itnetlolor

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Re: Puke City
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2009, 04:21:10 pm »
I have a funny idea. Why not make a dwarf-pyramid with all of them facing opposing directions from each other and have a vomit-fountain?

Or if it does become a true liquid, utilize screw pumps to do the work for them?
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Re: Puke City
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2009, 04:27:22 pm »
Yes. high pressure vomit waves crashing over the sieging army. Then you collect the vomit, mix with the newly created blood, and repeat.
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
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Re: Puke City
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2009, 04:41:00 pm »
Ooh, nasty idea.

Edible/cookable/brewable vomit.

I leave the rest to your imaginations... >_<

EDIT:
It should fetch for something in the elven communities however. They'll think it's moss.
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Re: Puke City
« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2009, 04:54:27 pm »
Quote from: Itnetlolor on July 10, 2009, 04:41:00 pm
Edible/cookable/brewable vomit.
Dwarven recycling at its finest.  I just hope nobody gets the idea to do the same for the other end.
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