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Author Topic: All those socks belong to me, A dwarf who really loves his socks.  (Read 941 times)

zestorum

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The picture should explain it all...
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Psychoceramics

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Re: All those socks belong to me, A dwarf who really loves his socks.
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2009, 08:48:05 pm »

maybe he's got a foot afetish
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Re: All those socks belong to me, A dwarf who really loves his socks.
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2009, 08:50:06 pm »

actually that gives me an idea. socks do cause a lot of madness, but how about making it intentional? build a fort of mad dwarves who thinks socks are to blame for all of the world's ills. anybody who passes by wearing socks must be killed and their socks sealed underground, preferrably in steel vaults
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basically the fort must be built around defending the world from socks.
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Bro, your like... thinking like a square man... its like, the WHOLE lamprey is just like, one big NECK dude, you know? its like hahahaha! dude protect the trees though, seriously. *inhale*... anyways... you like, want this dead black bear, bro?

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Re: All those socks belong to me, A dwarf who really loves his socks.
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2009, 10:14:14 pm »

actually that gives me an idea. socks do cause a lot of madness, but how about making it intentional? build a fort of mad dwarves who thinks socks are to blame for all of the world's ills. anybody who passes by wearing socks must be killed and their socks sealed underground, preferrably in steel vaults
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basically the fort must be built around defending the world from socks.

and it must be in an area filled with undead. blame the undead on necromancer socks.
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Haven

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Re: All those socks belong to me, A dwarf who really loves his socks.
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2009, 10:31:26 pm »

The souls are bound to the socks, you see... We tried burning them, but it released them and caused unspeakable burning deaths and scattering of socks on all the former guardians. So we must remain... The Guardians of Socks.
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Elliott_Thinas

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Re: All those socks belong to me, A dwarf who really loves his socks.
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2009, 11:35:37 pm »

I saw your title and maybe I'm silly but all I could think was
'All your socks are belong to us'
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I got me a breeding pair of Han Solos.

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Re: All those socks belong to me, A dwarf who really loves his socks.
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2009, 12:10:47 am »

weird that's what i thought he said
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