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[Teldin]

Just wanted to share.

(and yes, I'm still around, to those who vaguely remember me)

[Simmura McCrea]

Oh come on, Planepacked is worth more than that.

[Teldin]

Oh come on, Planepacked is worth more than that.

Oh, I know that. But planepacked is not pants! And mine's not a bugged item! I didn't even move any stockpiles around, it was completely fortuitous that he ran immediately for my small adamantine workshops rather than the enormous piles of shitty reed cloth that the elves keep dumping on me.

[Michaelsoftman]

Pants with a screaming dog on them?

I hope that image is sewn to the crotch.

[Jim Groovester]

Yeah, I definitely like the screaming dog. I wasn't aware that dogs could scream.

Also, the dwarves in turtle shell. Teenage dwarven ninja turtles, teenage dwarven ninja turtles....

[Danarca]

What, no recursing images of itself engraved upon a picture of itself?

[Duke 2.0]

 When individual item decorations come on, I want one of the decoration parts of Pants to be the crotch simply for the amazing things one can do with engravings/skulls.

 But yes, these are some pants I would want to punt a groundhog over a nearby mountain.

[MrFake]

I'm sorry, but I could only think of The Wrong Trousers.

[Remalle]

"The Equal Sack", eh? 

[Teldin]

"The Equal Sack", eh? 

You'll notice it also is decorated with a pair of adamantine barrels.

I imagine both the barrels and the screaming dog are around the crotch area.

[Michaelsoftman]

"The Equal Sack", eh? 

You'll notice it also is decorated with a pair of adamantine barrels.

I imagine both the barrels and the screaming dog are around the crotch area.

2 Barrels and a screaming dog?  Truly, this is Dwarven Anatomy.

I wonder if the dog is a Daschund...

[Duke 2.0]

"The Equal Sack", eh? 

You'll notice it also is decorated with a pair of adamantine barrels.

I imagine both the barrels and the screaming dog are around the crotch area.

2 Barrels and a screaming dog?  Truly, this is Dwarven Anatomy.

I wonder if the dog is a Daschund...

I cannot help but imagine the dog is a St. Bernard, and it has one of the barrels around its collar. I also imagine the barrel/testicle comparison at the same time, creating a strange image in my mind I do not wish to remember tomorrow.

[Fossaman]

This is even more hilarious if you imagine it as Dwarven Hot Pants.

[Greiger]

Don't worry Teldin.  I remember you.

*awkward hug*

[Uninvited Guest]

Is screaming.