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[MagmaDeath]

I'm not funny

[Jackrabbit]

MY GOD.

HERETIC.

[WorkerDrone]

Oh GRU. You so silly.

[Tack]

Stabs gave me firewater
Then told me to skull it.
Thinking, "hey"
This guy is safe
I quickly took a chug

I found myself unconcious
And having a past recollection.
I got to the kitchen
Mum was gone
And then I happened to wake up

Vomited on everyone
We all had a giggle and cheer
Until I find
To my surprise
I no longer have a beer

pressing "i" I look in vain
To find that I was naked
Not only that
they took my camelback
cocoon, backpack, and chain (fluffy pink, to be precise)

in horror I stood
and shouted
and yelped
but nobody would say
who took it

Until lightning
gave me some jeans
and I happened
to glance
at her pockets

Truth be told,
she gave it back
Well, to say for sure
she dropped it

all I managed to retrieve
was a bottle of pills
The rest went round
the anyport crowd
while... can't find a rhyming word.

At last I stood,
in jeans
nothing else
and burned in my mortification

End of story.

I never got my shit back.

Needless to say.
They took my pants.
AGAIN!

[inaluct]

Stabs gave me firewater
Then told me to skull it.
Thinking, "hey"
This guy is safe
I quickly took a chug

I found myself unconcious
And having a past recollection.
I got to the kitchen
Mum was gone
And then I happened to wake up

Vomited on everyone
We all had a giggle and cheer
Until I find
To my surprise
I no longer have a beer

pressing "i" I look in vain
To find that I was naked
Not only that
they took my camelback
cocoon, backpack, and chain (fluffy pink, to be precise)

in horror I stood
and shouted
and yelped
but nobody would say
who took it

Until lightning
gave me some jeans
and I happened
to glance
at her pockets

Truth be told,
she gave it back
Well, to say for sure
she dropped it

all I managed to retrieve
was a bottle of pills
The rest went round
the anyport crowd
while... can't find a rhyming word.

At last I stood,
in jeans
nothing else
and burned in my mortification

End of story.

I never got my shit back.

Needless to say.
They took my pants.
AGAIN!

I am quoting this so you cannot change your mind and remove it if you ever regret writing hellmoo poetry.

[Keiseth]

Hey, at least you didn't get raped. Well. That you know of.

[Tack]

*whimper*

Well, it hardly even rhymes. I mean. it doesn't.

In most parts.

[WorkerDrone]

Wonderful poetry.

[Apple Master]

Firewater is awesome.

[Keiseth]

Firewater alone was worth electing Mayor Charlatan.

[Charlatan]

i live 2 serve u

[Jackrabbit]

What's with the sudden change to 1337speak?

[Gunner-Chan]

Stress.

[Charlatan]

If you're talking about me, I was just trying it on for size.

[Jackrabbit]

I see.